HARRY STYLES, ONE DIRECTION AND JESS' WET PUSSY

Harry Styles (member of One Direction) made a "mistake": he faved a photo on Twitter shared by Jess @itzfuckingjess (the account's been suspended), where she appeared with her fingers soaked in vaginal fluids.

   

Jess realized a member of One Direction had faved her tweet and she asked him to lick her clean.
The directioners reproached the act (not hers, but his)... by creating the hashtag #HarryDontLickAnything, which became trending topic.



Meanwhile, Harry Styles quickly unfaved that tweet and began faving photos of cats and puppies.

That's what happens when you're famous, Harry. You can't say what you think. Unless you don't give a shit about what others will say.
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MISUNDERSTANDINGS

walter
The date was going very well. They had spent about 3 months talking on the Internet and they both really wanted to meet. After a long walk in the park, chatting and window shopping, they decided to go into a bar for a drink. They both ordered a milkshake, she got a strawberry and banana shake and he asked for a dark chocolate shake.
Everything took an abrupt and unexpected turn when he lifted his milkshake and looking into her eyes he said to her - Do you want to get a taste?



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STEALING FROM AN ELDERLY MAN

The surveillance camera of a supermarket in Barcelona captures the moment when a man steals the wallet from an elderly man who was shopping. If you pay attention, it's a gang of 4 individuals who specialize in targeting the easiest prey.



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CHEAP EXCUSES

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When she stopped you on the street and asked for the name of a street, alarms went off. Who asks for street names today when everyone has a smartphone that can Google things? "This girl wants something", you thought, and yes, you were right. It was all an excuse to eat your dick. I can't believe the things that women do to get their way.



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The ninja chinchilla:

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CAUGHT WATCHING PORN

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Although it's something common that most people do, few situations are as embarrassing as being caught watching porn.



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I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED GUY, AS SOME WOULD SAY

I invite you for a snack, a stroll in the park, whisper sweet things in your ear, and go down on you—all on the first date. And if that bothers you, we can go Dutch on the snack.



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Monique Gabrielle - Evil Toons (1992)

Monique Gabrielle - Bachelor Party (1984)

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STRETCHING

You finish your sports routine, start with the stretches, and without really knowing how, end up having sex with your girl in the middle of the athletics track. Sometimes, life has some surprises.



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Get off my lands! Fuckers!

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