This video's been published on Youtube for some years and I think it should stick there some more.
It tells the story of an alternative Ken with a huge cock and how does he conquer Barbie.
So, this dude, MassiveAsif, decides to crash the Emmy Awards party, right? You know, those fancy awards for TV stuff. But in case you're living under a rock, the Emmys are like these big awards for excellence in American TV. The after-party is where all the nominees, winners, and big shots in the TV biz gather to celebrate and schmooze after the awards ceremony.
Anyway, back to MassiveAsif. He sneaks into this exclusive party like a freaking ninja, finding some weak spot in the security fence. Once he's inside, he goes all out, acting like he belongs there.
Dude's behavior is off the charts. He's filming himself dancing like a maniac, grabbing cakes off the trays of waiters and squishing them with his hands like it's no big deal. And get this, he's wiping his hands on other people, totally grossing everyone out.
Despite being a total party crasher and breaking all the rules, MassiveAsif seems to be having the time of his life, not giving a damn about social norms or etiquette. His audacity and lack of shame let him have this unforgettable experience at a party meant for the TV big shots.
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Slow motion highlight of the day, no doubt.
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You're enjoying an amazing cruise, and you accidentally leave your balcony open in the morning. When you return in the afternoon, the weather has taken a turn for the worse...
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Someone needs to tell her that the pageant has ended, and she wasn't the winner.
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The users at the Apple Store on Bay Street in Oakland, California, were stunned to see a masked man pulling dozens of iPhones off their security cords and stuffing them into his pants without anyone intervening.
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Judging from the images, it seems like one of the parties involved wasn't entirely satisfied with how things turned out after the accident. Typically, these situations get resolved with an amicable agreement or insurance coverage for the damages. However, perhaps due to a lack of insurance or bottled-up anger, the motorcyclist felt that the compensation offered by the car driver wasn't sufficient.
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When the girl in the top right realizes it's not the bachelor party she thought it would be.
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Planning revenge may require creativity and strategic thinking, although sometimes things are simpler, and it's just a matter of staying alert and seizing the opportunities that come your way.
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Those of us who survived 2Girls1Cup are made of tougher stuff. We're people who no longer get shocked. We're not amazed. We're like those kids in Africa who have an immune system capable of resisting bacteria from stagnant waters. Like those monitors that have a digestive system capable of feeding on meat in advanced stages of decomposition. Our retinas were forged at temperatures that would melt the Sun.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
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