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Published on 2013/05/13

LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR THE WRONG JOB

The German job search company jobsintown.de published some years ago these images where they try to show people that life's too short to choose the wrong job.
They also created a quite original video with a fisherman who realizes at sea that his true vocation is another one.

























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Do you know those idiots who record themselves breaking milk bottles at supermarkets? Karma Express.



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For real, you don't wait until retirement to get the love of your life, right? So don't wait either to get the car of your dreams.



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Slow-motion highlight of the day.




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GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE #2

Legendary Pictures' cinematic Monsterverse continues with the clash of "Godzilla vs. Kong" in a completely new adventure that pits Kong and Godzilla against an unknown threat hidden within our world, endangering both their existence and ours.
"Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire" delves into the stories of these Titans and their origins, as well as the mysteries of Skull Island, while revealing the mythical battle that helped shape these gigantic beings and forever tied them to humanity.



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When a really annoying friend comes over and you don't know what to do to get them to leave.



The actress is Christy Love, and in this link, you can watch many of her scenes


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KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES #2

During the Super Bowl, 20th Century Studios unveiled the second official trailer for Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, which takes place hundreds of years after the events of 2017's War for the Planet of the Apes by Matt Reeves. The apes reign in this latest installment of the franchise, with humanity reduced to a wild existence on the fringes.




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Packing the suitcase.



If you're interested, here's the link


The actress is Dakota Tyler, and in this other link, you can see many of her scenes

But seriously, you can watch the complete video above here


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BOWLING WITH HEADS

Not long ago, we saw what could happen to your torso if you're shot point-blank with an RPG. But what could happen to your head if a bowling ball launched at 400 MPH hits it?



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FRIDAY!




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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE

It's Wade Wilson's birthday. Someone knocks on the door. Wilson opens it and finds a group of Time Variance Authority agents, the timeline surveillance team at the center of Loki. As the TVA agents pull out their shiny Time Sticks, Wade responds, "Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney." Then he looks directly at the camera.

Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he encounters Deadpool, who has traveled back in time to heal him in the hope of becoming friends and forming an alliance to defeat a common enemy.




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* The term "pegging" refers to the sexual practice in which a woman anally penetrates a man using a prosthetic device attached to the pubic area by means of a waist harness, referencing a scene from the first Deadpool movie.




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Dances and choreographies.



The actress is Gianna Dior, and in this link, you can see many of her scenes


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A highly valued user of our Telegram Community, David, has created these videos using AI dedicated to our website and our Private Telegram Group. They're nothing special, but I'm excited to share them. In fact, some are a bit scary.




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Mammogram.



She is Noelle Easton and in this link you can see many of her scenes


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