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Published on 2016/01/19

I'M BACK, FOLKS!





As you may have noticed, I haven't updated this site since last Wednesday. The reason? I've been in the hospital due to some issues with my bowels. I was 60 hours without drinking or eating anything. Now I'm recovered, at least till the next one, because my illness is chronic and I know I'll have more problems sooner or later.
I just found a video that, in part, summarizes my stay and leave from the hospital. Those who have lived this experience will know what I'm talking about.



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CRASHES THE EMMY AWARDS PARTY

So, this dude, MassiveAsif, decides to crash the Emmy Awards party, right? You know, those fancy awards for TV stuff. But in case you're living under a rock, the Emmys are like these big awards for excellence in American TV. The after-party is where all the nominees, winners, and big shots in the TV biz gather to celebrate and schmooze after the awards ceremony.

Anyway, back to MassiveAsif. He sneaks into this exclusive party like a freaking ninja, finding some weak spot in the security fence. Once he's inside, he goes all out, acting like he belongs there.
Dude's behavior is off the charts. He's filming himself dancing like a maniac, grabbing cakes off the trays of waiters and squishing them with his hands like it's no big deal. And get this, he's wiping his hands on other people, totally grossing everyone out.

Despite being a total party crasher and breaking all the rules, MassiveAsif seems to be having the time of his life, not giving a damn about social norms or etiquette. His audacity and lack of shame let him have this unforgettable experience at a party meant for the TV big shots.



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THE TYPICAL ROBBERY WITH A HAPPY ENDING

When you arrive to rob a house on a motorcycle and end up leaving in a car. Maybe it wasn't part of their plan, but sometimes it's good to improvise on the fly.



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When it's the last day at work, and you're not sure if they're gonna renew your contract or not, and you've got nothing much left to give, so you decide to go all out and make it happen no matter what.



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The users at the Apple Store on Bay Street in Oakland, California, were stunned to see a masked man pulling dozens of iPhones off their security cords and stuffing them into his pants without anyone intervening.



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A girl goes topless to sunbathe in a private pool. A guy approaches to criticize her behavior and splashes water on her, but before that, he takes the opportunity to masturbate and ejaculate on her.



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