NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE! NO!

He's not suffering from a colic or appendicitis... He's having an orgasm, a thing that happens an average of 100 times every day.



What may seem a divine gift, turns out to be a really bad nightmare. 100 orgasms a day! 100! His nuts must be completely dry.
Imagine having an orgasm every 6 minutes... you can't have a normal life! Your wife has two jobs while you're at home cumming. And sex with her? Of course not. After 70 orgasms who could??

THE CRAZIEST ARREST OF THE WEEK

K9 agents attacking their own, police cars crashing into each other, suicidal cops almost getting run over by trucks just to catch a fugitive, dogs slacking off on the job... It's like real life turned into an episode of Reno 911!



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- Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late.
- Yeah, I'm ready, coming out in a sec.

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HITCHCOCK ALREADY PREDICTED IT

Lost a salad but gained thousands of followers on her TikTok account.



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Totem.

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WE OPEN AT 8

Starting your morning like this is the best thing that can happen to you. You must be really unlucky for the rest of the day to be worse.



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Get all the necklaces and let them know who the Queen of the party is.

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THE PARKING BARRIER

The barrier seems to be designed to skewer people like a pork brochette.



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When you realize she wasn't the clown you wanted for your child's birthday party.

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STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD THAT SEEMS OUT OF THIS WORLD

Today, in Stuff Happening in the World That Seems Out of This World, among other things, we got this wild story: a lady nearly gets mobbed by a bunch of folks who mistake the calligraphy on her dress for blasphemy, gets nabbed by the cops, and is forced to apologize.



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Father of the Year Award.

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LET PUTIN AND ZELENSKI KILL EACH OTHER

Russian troops openly assaulting Ukrainian positions. Ukrainian drones remotely controlled take them all out regardless of surrenders.

Governments sell you the idea that you should give your life for your country, while they're safe in their mansions living lives of luxury. Fathers, brothers, and sons being killed over a problem they didn't invent.

If one government has issues with another government, let the presidents and their respective ministers go at it and kill each other.



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The snake charmer.

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