PEOPLE ARE LOOKING

When you come down from the heavenly paradise you were in and realize that you are actually in the middle of the fucking street.

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To compair is to despair.

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BETWEEN CARRIAGES

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Fucking between carriages on the subway is like sitting in the last row of the movie theater to get a blowjob. It may be disrespectful to others, but you're doing your part not to disturb people too much.




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When you fall asleep in the garden with your butt exposed, and mosquitoes have a feast.

Believe it or not, the device is a venom extractor. I'll leave a link to Amazon in case you're interested.


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TRY IT BEFORE YOU BUY IT

Just because they leave it out of the display box for you to see and touch doesn't mean you can take the liberty of testing it right there.



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Where some see a girl in trouble, others see a Brazzers porn scene.

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CAUGHT WATCHING PORN

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Although it's something common that most people do, few situations are as embarrassing as being caught watching porn.



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It seems like someone doesn't know how a swing works.

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WHO CARES ABOUT THE DESTINATION? AS LONG AS I GET TO TRAVEL WITH YOU

I have always thought that a good trip always begins by choosing good company.



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Always in shape.

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WHEN FAME PEEKS OUT YOUR WINDOW

There are those who live for and by fame, who spend all day thinking about how to attract it, what to do to get embraced by its robust and influential arms. And then there are those who go about their business, those who ignore it all, and from their homes, lounging on their couch, fame notices them and winks at them. The whims of fame.



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I'm home. Alone. Naked.

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MISUNDERSTANDINGS

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The date was going very well. They had spent about 3 months talking on the Internet and they both really wanted to meet. After a long walk in the park, chatting and window shopping, they decided to go into a bar for a drink. They both ordered a milkshake, she got a strawberry and banana shake and he asked for a dark chocolate shake.
Everything took an abrupt and unexpected turn when he lifted his milkshake and looking into her eyes he said to her - Do you want to get a taste?



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The price of gasoline has increased by 34%.

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