Nate Diaz taking the blows of Jorge Masvidal in slow motion, with Franz Schubert's Ave Maria playing in the background, and other fights.
Meanwhile, on top of other rings...
Ryan García reboots your system when you least expect it.
Anthony Joshua's right hand.
Reece McAllister dodging a spinning back kick.
Michelle Waterson's kick to Angela Hill
"The eyes"
Canelo's left hook and Gennadiy Golovkin's chin
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Alen Amedovski vs Ibrahim Mane. KO at 12
Fade to black.
Dwight Muhammad Qawi mocking Leon Spinks
Blower.
PEOPLE ARE SCREWED UPPeople are messed up, I swear. Like, every day, I understand them less and less. Seriously, what's wrong with them? Why do they act like that? The world is going crazy. We need to stop and think about where we're headed because this ain't gonna end well. Like, you're driving, minding your own business, and you see two truckers road raging, crashing their trucks, getting out, and starting to brawl. And you, who've been recording everything up until now, instead of stopping, you just keep on driving like nothing's happening? Seriously? You only care about yourself, huh? The rest of us are dying to know how the fight ends, and you just keep on going, like it's no big deal, as if you're gonna be late wherever you're heading. Screw you, man.
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