Published on 2015/07/20
KARLEE GREY AND THE PAWNSHOPKarlee Grey wants to sell the old book her grandpathers gave her for her graduation. She needs money for the college... so she went to this pawnshop and the price given doesn't adjust to what she was expecting...
Yes, you guessed it, she'll have to fuck if she wanna get some extra money.
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Published on 2015/07/17
WITCHES AND POTIONSOnce upon a time, in a remote country, there was a King who suffered a terrible curse: his cock was very small. Hundreds of women were beheaded for laughing at his misfortune, until one day that three witches created a potion that made the King happy and so they freed the kingdom of such horrible nightmare.
Since then, he's been fucking all the time... and everywhere: in the kitchen, in the hall, in the rooms, in the dungeons, courtyard, stable... You're the King, you have a big cock, all the day long drinking beer... What fool wouldn't take profit of that?
My reign would have been so beautiful! Perhaps the people would be starving, but a lot of princes would've been born!
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Published on 2015/07/16
EVA LOVIA DOESN'T MAKE YOU WAITA new twist to the hardly believable scripts in porn movies... Eva Lovia waits, SHE... WAITS!! Dressed and makeup ready, SHE WAITS for her boyfriend to prim himself up... SHE!!
Then lads will grow up, they'll go to live with their girlfriends and will be shocked when they realize the truth.
A plumber who gets to fuck a housewife? Well... ok, but this? Why do they distort reality in such way?
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Published on 2015/07/15
THE COMMUNIST NIKA NOIRE1963. Cold War. Agent Keiran interrogates General Nika.
"Where are the missiles?"
"Oh, honey, ya know... capitalism sucks!"
"The life of millions of people are in stake. Don't you wanna save them?"
"I want gasoline..."
"I need your collaboration, for the love of God! Speak!"
"No, it's not love, what you..."
"I'm sick of you, fucking communist! I'm gonna introduce all my capitalism in your ass..."
And that's how diplomatic negotiations between the USA and Cuba came to an end. More or less. The rest is history.
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Published on 2015/07/14
LET KENDRA LUST GUIDE YOU"Honey, you don't eat my pussy very well".
"Whaaaaat??"
"You don't do it properly. I think somebody should help us, well, help you... teach you".
"Do you pretend me to be watching while another man licks your pussy??"
"She's a woman..."
"Oh! A woman? And what's her name?"
Maddy has some problems with her boyfriend and decide to call Kendra, so she can guide them, mainly him... He can't believe it! She looked so naive the day he met her!
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Published on 2015/07/13
ALLI & MOLLY. TOYS AND COCKSSex toys play an important role in sexual relationships, mainly in stable couples... It's a good way to break the ice and the monotony.
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Alli Rae and Molly Jane are trying some toys, dildos and vibrators in order to rate them and you'll see how do they welcome a cock when it shows up!
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Published on 2015/07/09
TASHA REIGN AND MONIQUE ALEXANDER ARE VERY HORNYPorn is hilarious. Yes, indeed, hilarious. In porn is girls who wanna fuck all the time and we boys who give them silly excuses, like "I'm busy" or "They'll catch us"...
In porn, men rule. Chicks are very horny and they only want us to bang them. They're obsessed. "Hey, girls, life isn't just sex!"
In this video, Tasha Reign and Monique Alexander are trying to convince Danny Mountain while he's preparing a barbecue.
They show their tits to him, they do poses... and there he is, focused on the cooking... I'd have told them "go to your homes, you cunts!"
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