I heard pandas are at risk of extinction and not only because of poaching, but also because they aren't interested in reproduction. Apparently, males prefer to eat and sleep and females are fertile only two days a year, so we could blame both of them.
Several associations and zoos are trying to preserve the species... The last one to join this noble task is PornHub. They think these animals should be helped and nothing better than creating porn for pandas. Yes, you read it right. Porn for pandas!
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And today, on "Pretty, sexy girls and their Instagram accounts", Jade Breanne.
The "Kame Hame Ha" is a fictional combat technique consisting in channeling a big amount of energy on your hands in order to launch it to your rival. Many years of training are required to master it and its effects are devastating.
Los GRUPOS de TELEGRAM tienen un aforo de 5000 personas y el nuestro está casi siempre lleno. Si tratas de entrar y no te deja, puedes probarlo más tarde.
En el GRUPO además de usuarios de Android y Windows también podéis entrar los que uséis dispositivos de Apple.
Few things look as silly as throwing a stone with your left hand (or with your right hand if you're left-handed)... Most men feel very manly, but throwing a stone with the wrong arm makes you look so silly... If you haven't tried it yet, do it as soon as you have the opportunity.
People say that when you get married or go to live with your girlfriend, sex starts to decrease... Not my case because I fuck everyday oO... Work, couple routine, sexual routine, fatigue, the kids... rejection... yes, rejection! At first we guys ask for sex everyday, but they don't always want: not today, I'm tired, I have to get up early, I don't feel well, I'm sleepy... So, you stop insisting and when you realize it, you're fucking occasionally...
So, I watch this video and I don't feel sorry... They should suffer just like we do...
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Awards, galas, presentations, homages... at the end you're so tired of all these things... Ask Rihanna if you don't believe me... Riri, how do you endure all this?
The executives and the marketing agency were shocked when the people in charge of managing commercials during the Super Bowl discarded the one they had sent to promote their brand. "But, but... but why? I don't understand it! We're encouraging recycling! This is because I'm black, isn't it?", the campaign director said.
Mothers use to get scandalized and dramatic when it comes to pornography... imagine if, instead of watching a normal video, they do it wearing VR glasses.
Embarrassment, level: "I cover my eyes with my hands but I can't because I have these glasses".
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And today, on "Pretty and hot girls and their Instagram accounts", Diana Sparks.
This crystal/mirror kissing thing is like selfies... Perhaps you don't do it everyday, but you've probably done it at least once.
100 people agreed to kiss a crystal, letting us see their faces from the other side. Yes, it's a stupid thing. But humans love stupid things.
Many people thought the preferred Halloween costume for girls would be Harley Quinn (the Joker's girlfriend)... but... what about guys? If there's a character that became famous this year, it's...
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In the States, a lot of women choose sexy costumes for Halloween. Princess? Ok, but it must be a slutty princess. Nurse? Ok, but a horny nurse...
I'm sure this is the most beautiful Minnie Mouse costume you're gonna see in a good while.