perritopiloto
There is no chemical product inside swimming pools that reacts when you urinate it. It is an urban legend, created to dissuade young and old from urinating in the water, otherwise a brightly colored spot would follow them, revealing what they have just done. But if you fuck in the pool, if you have sex, people usually notice what you're doing, even if you think there's no one there, you'll still end up on the Internet where everyone can see you.
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When you're trying to get to know the exchange student better and your mom walks in to tell you there's food in the fridge and she's gonna be out for a while with her new boyfriend.
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walter
Back in my day we asked each other's phone numbers. Now apparently the Instagrams are what we ask for if we want to stay in touch. And if we are talking about crushes, love at first sight, if you feel it and you know it, let the other person know what they mean to you and that you are serious about your feelings, at least do it before someone else comes along and takes that person away from you.
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digao
When you meet someone in a club and neither of you wants the night to end because you both know that everything so far has happened thanks to alcohol and that the next day you are not going to call the other person, likely never seeing them ever again.
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Master of ceremonies doesn't shake hands with the wife of the Argentine ambassador at the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II
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- Honey, don't wait me up for dinner. I'll arrive late today. A last-minute report came in and I have to get it ready for tomorrow morning. Give the kids a kiss for me. I love you.
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Doing something to show your love in front of everyone is hiring a plane with a banner with a nice phrase on it, or declaring yourself at halftime in a sports event. Showing your love for her in front of everyone is not fucking her next to the hotel room window. Come on, at least that's my take on it. Call me old-fashioned.
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walter
In most hotels, whenever you spend a night at their facilities you usually get breakfast, but did you know there's people that don't have breakfast in the morning? They just skip it. They tell you that right after getting out of bed, their stomach is somehow closed and they can't eat a single bite. I don't get them, I always wake up feeling hungry.
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What are you laughing at? What is so funny?
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Taking a paddle boat and having sex on it would be a perfect plan if it weren't for the fact that you're so close to the coast that everyone can see you. Maybe they started to fuck in the open sea but the tide has brought them back to the shore.
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Designers of video conferencing applications should do more to let their users know if they have the camera on. Many have been caught on the wrong foot by holding meetings from home.
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