Published on 2014/06/02
STRIPTEASE IN LAS VEGASThe streets and boulevards of Las Vegas are full of street artists who try to get some money from the passers... Musicians, living statues... And even a girl doing a striptease show...
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Hello, Katerina Hartlova! Would you please let me fuck you??
Published on 2014/05/30
HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE SO HOT, KIM!Kim Kardashian suffered an unexpected (well, not too much) accident during her last travel to Paris. When she was getting out the Porsche along with her boyfriend Kanye West, a guy lunged towards her with an extended arm and babbling something... Despite the paparazzi trying to stop him, it seems he wasn't going to touch anything anyway.
Boob or knee?...
Once you make the bet,
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Published on 2014/05/29
50CENT THROWS LIKE LITTE GIRLSOne thing is seeing Will Smith
trying to kick a soccer ball (after all, soccer isn't as famous in the USA as it's in Europe or South America), and another thing is seeing the rapper 50 Cent throwing the worst first pitch in baseball history! C'mon, man! A fucking baseball! Have you never thrown stones back when you were a child??
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Hula Hoop Evolution. Better. Much better.
Published on 2014/05/28
THE GUNMAN AND HIS MOTHERAfter parking his car where he pleases, blocking the other cars and after a truck driver reproved him for his action and cockiness... he pulls a gun! He didn't realize the cops were watching him.
Well, he was lucky! If only his gun would have shot, hurting no one, and the cops would have shot him down. It'd have been a great end!
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3D image thanks to the stereoscopic technique. Squint in order to view a third image, in the middle, of this copy of Sarah Jessica Parker in SNY.
Click on the image to see it bigger.
I found this one on a Flickr account where the author bought a camera with this option and apparently he spends all the day taking photos.
Allan Silliphant
Published on 2014/05/28
WHILE DRIVING, CONSTANT CAUTION
And a week after the dangerous selfie of two Muslim women, here we have the second part, this time with more people in the car.
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It's been a great night... No, wait! Not a goodbye kiss! My dad could be spying. Come here! I'll better give you a blowjob behind the house.
Published on 2014/05/23
JUST A MINUTE, MORON! I ONLY NEED A MINUTE TO FINISH!
Disco bouncers have a bad name and I suppose there are reasons for that... not just because they may deny you the entry or may treat you as a piece of shit... but also because, when you're inside the disco, they don't let you do many things...
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ExtraBall by Wiman
“Crème caramel” or the new erotica.
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Published on 2014/05/22
WHAT A MOOD-KILLER
Marcel
There's only a person, after a mother, who can mess you up while you're fucking.
A mother because you respect her and the cops because they force you to respect them.
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Seafood! Great!
Published on 2014/05/21
TAKING A PHOTO TO THE CHEETAH
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You're a prudent man, so you keep a safety distance from the cheetah just brought to the reserve in order to take a photo to it. Your mistake? Your brother-in-law is nearby and he loves pranks.
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Anticipating your question, let me tell you this ass belongs to Carmen Ross.
And what about the video?... Here it is :)
Video.
Published on 2014/05/21
WHY ARE YOU STOPPING ME, AGENT?I think this is the most humiliating prank I've seen in a lot of time. Motherfuckers! They did it so well!
Published on 2014/05/20
YOU HAVE NO PROOF!This video's some years old, but I hadn't found it till now... this happens when you don't tell me about these things! I'm not omnipresent, guys!
The cops arrest a suspect of robbing a bank and they begin frisking him. They find a paper, but...
You have no proof, agent! No proof!
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I knew they were very hungry!