walter, cross, vikingo
Sometimes we look for excuses to do (or avoid doing) things, but you don't need excuses to masturbate, on the contrary, masturbating is the perfect excuse to get out of uncomfortable situations.
- I'm sorry, I can't make it today, I have to masturbate - or - I'm sorry boss, I haven't been able to finish the trimester balance because I had to masturbate, and it was just one of those long handjobs that go on and on.
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javi, walter, vc, vikingo, perritopiloto
Are you ready? Because ALRNCN is ready. We're ready for a new week full of good content. Are you going to miss it?
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This is what Mondays look like for people who do not visit ALRNCN.
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Erotic asphyxia, also known as hypoxyphilia, or asphyxiophilia, is a technique based in reducing oxygen during sexual practice to increase pleasure, either by using a plastic bag that covers the head or face, or by means of ropes or straps that go around the neck.
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Nothing here. Nothing over there. HUZZAH!!
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I think that the "World Health Organization" should speak about the benefits of masturbation and present a decalogue explaining the benefits that a good handjob bring to our body.
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Get all the necklaces so they know who's the Queen!
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walter, luzos
The fauna of the Internet is very diverse and makes for a National Geographic documentary. Today I want to bring you two species that coexist very closely with each other: Foxies and Internet bunnies.
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walter, javi, julio
Although it is hard to believe, Mondays also have good stuff you can start the week with. For instance, Mondays are the days where ALRNCN starts a new week that, as always, promises fun, curiosities and sex in equal measure.
Do not miss everything that is coming because I assure you that it will not be a little.
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Storytellers, superheroines, villains, adventurers... Beyond their purposes, they all have needs, and guess what? In the absence of a Prince Charming, a savior of the world or an evil enemy of the universe, they must satisfy themselves if they do not want to suffer migraines.
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luzos, vc, vikingo, negacross, walter, javi
The old men of the place say that for every day that you don't masturbate, God kills a kitten. Masturbate. Do it for them.
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luzos, vc, cross
It's Monday, and Mondays are to start the ALRNCN machinery and share with you all the good things that circulate on the Internet. Join me on this weekly trip surrounded by curiosities, silly stuff, beauties and a lot of vice and naughtiness. Let's get this started!
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