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Published on 2020/03/18
COP WINS / COP LOSESTwo policemen, two similar situations, different results.
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Mermaid poop
Choose your ass | Porn casting | Caught by her father-in-law
Nice piece of ass | A rafting day | Partner exchanges
Published on 2019/05/23
IF WE ALL CARRIED GUNSjose_r
If we all carried guns... would there be more or less homicides? I mean, if you carry a gun but you know that the other one also has one, you would hesitate a little to put it out... or on the contrary, it would be a "last to draw it is a dick" and the thing would be to see who draws first?
A guy enters a phone shop, gives chat to the salesman and when he is about to get his gun out to steal...
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Things you probably did not know: The siren poop is like goat poop.
Her first porn scene... the sisters Kesha and Sheila Ortega... and blowjob in the mall.
Published on 2018/04/11
PAVLOV THE THIEFWhen Pavlov rang a bell, his dog started salivating. It looks like this thief moves under the same principle. When he hears an alarm/siren, he quickly lies on the floor... just in case someone starts shooting.
I'd say it's the motorbike's alarm, but he thinks it's the police's siren.
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And today, on "Pretty girls with whom I'd like to play and their Instagram accounts", Priscilla Ricart.
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Published on 2018/04/11
PAVLOV THE THIEFWhen Pavlov rang a bell, his dog started salivating. It looks like this thief moves under the same principle. When he hears an alarm/siren, he quickly lies on the floor... just in case someone starts shooting.
I'd say it's the motorbike's alarm, but he thinks it's the police's siren.
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And today, on "Pretty girls with whom I'd like to play and their Instagram accounts", Priscilla Ricart.
# instagram.com/priricart/