Published on 2015/12/01
BUTT LIPS PLAYING WITH A BOP ITSome months ago I published a compilation video of some weird images of a butt with eyes and mouth that eats pizza, sings, chews gum...
Today I stumbled across the source, a Youtube channel where this butt shares its video. BTW, awesome butt!
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Laughing at your dog...
Published on 2015/11/20
ANGIE GRIFFIN'S COSPLAYSThis entry isn't dedicated to the Ninja Turtles and their pathetic exhibition of parkour, but to April O'Neil, or more concretely Angie Griffin, a girl who loves dressing up as comic or anime characters... and she looks so sexy! With those boobs she looks great whatever she wears and it's impossiblt not to sexualize her cosplays.
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C'mon, forget your cell phones, at least when you're doing that!
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Published on 2015/07/13
WATCH YOUR MOBILE PHONE!We should never let our guard down. We live in a false sense of security that could be truncated in any moment. You could immediately go from witness to victim.
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You and her alone... and that fucking way you have to always break the spell.
Published on 2015/06/30
WHITE ASS VS BLACK ASSThe theory or the cliches say the asses of white women and black women are different, but when it comes to test it... is it possible to differentiate them by only touching?
I have no idea, but I'd like to figure it out.
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Fuck you! What? I have a mobile phone too!
Published on 2015/06/01
THE CELL PHONE AND THE SNAKE. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE GAMEYou're distracted while walking by the street and you step on a poo, ok... that's a thing most people have suffered at least one time, but stepping on a snake? WTF! What next? A lion's tail? Rocco Siffredi's cock?
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And since we mentioned before the filthy rich Dan Bilzerian, take a look at the beautiful video he shared on Instagram.
Surrounded by hot chicks and as his rival an old man in a suit... I'd go to the gym too if it was like that!
Published on 2014/09/26
NOTIFICATION PRANKI'm sure you've checked many times your cell phone thinking you heard a message notification sound only to realize it wasn't you. We're so addicted to our smartphones!
"whatever" guys want to show to what extend that's true by playing notification sounds next to people.
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Get the rope! The water's dragging you! Get it!!
Just a moment, please!... Fuck! No flash!
Fucking selfies
Published on 2014/07/23
STRIP COMMERCE. LINGERIE FOR MEN... FOR THEM TO BUYMarisa's a Brazilian lingerie brand. Their target clients are, of course, women, but thinking how could they make men to buy their products, they tried this: they created an app so that when you decide to buy a piece of lingerie, you can undress the model in the photo.
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In "Unknown pretty girls and their Instagram accounts"... Ashley, a Hooter girl.
Published on 2014/07/15
FERRARI TEST DRIVEYeah, I wanna test this Ferrari, please...
Well... do you know what? I don't want it. No... Don't you have another car? A Lamborghini perhaps?
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It's for you, baby...
Published on 2014/07/10
LOW BATTERY!My face looks like this after seeing the next project that looks for funding on kickstarter...
It's a smartphone charger meant for women (well, women or men, because more than one guy will like it)... And the truth is I don't know if I feel more uncomfortable with the front or the back view.
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Jennifer Lawrence attended recently a Dior's parade and, among all the photos taken to her, this one is the best one. Disagree if you dare!