Published on 2018/11/20
BUSY MORNING AT THE WAREHOUSEdigao:
The first day of work uses to be a day of nervousness and tensions. You have to meet your coworkers, know about the place, you wanna bring a good account of yourself and don't screw it up...
And talking about screwing up... What if you do the worst thing that ever happened in the company? After that, you can be quiet... I mean, no matter what you do, it won't be worse than that.
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The NASA announces its intention of going back to the Moon and travelling to Mars, but first they should fix some problems.
The scene belons to the Bob Sponge parody.
Here you have the link to watch it.
Kimmy Granger, cigarette and blowjob... Fucking Lena Paul outdoors... And sex with Latin hottie Monica Asis.
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Published on 2015/08/14
AN ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE AFTER SEXA funny and daring advert that shows a housewife receiving the unexpected visit of a robot with obvious intentions of fucking her.
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"Food... cabin... drugs... store... sex... cabin..."
Published on 2013/07/18
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY'S SLIPI don't really know if it's a slip or if the photographer had the intention to shoot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's tits (Victoria´s Secret girl and actress in Transformes)...
Well, it doesn't matter. Here they are.
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The conquest of the space has somewhat stopped since humanity put a foot on Moon... of course there're some missions out there, but without humans. We've found out the reason. And we're happy to announce that it can be solved. More astronauts will be willing to go to the space.
And what is that? Oh, nothing, just an artifact to fuck with zero gravity.