Published on 2014/03/03
INNOVATING IN THE FITNESS CLASSIn order to avoid falling into the routine and to gain in entertainment, in this gym they invented a new fitness program... I'm sure the cleaning woman curses the Gods after each class.
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So, why should we hire you instead of the other candidates?
Ok, the job is yours!
Published on 2014/02/28
THE TEDDY BEARThis is a great complement for a terrifying Carnival costume. It'd be better for Halloween, but you can dress up as you fucking want.
I feel full! I think I won't eat desserts...
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Published on 2014/02/27
HOW DOES A BLOWJOB SOUND?vko
By using our senses we perceive the world surrounding us and, in sex, as in many other things, the five senses are activated. Six if you're Spiderman or a tranny wants to cheat you. On this video, the sound of a blowjob has been amplified. "What for?", you must be wondering... Don't ask. Why do you ask?
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Don't miss the ExtraBall added by vko in the post about Michael Winslow.
Get out! It's my turn!
Published on 2014/02/27
VAN DAMME'S ORBITJean Claude Van Damme goes a step further and leaves the trucks feat very far.
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Published on 2014/02/25
HANDJOBS FOR THE HOMELESSHave you ever asked them? No, because you give them blankets or food... and perhaps they prefer other things?
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The guy on the upper right, with the camera... did he realize he was in a very bad location?
Published on 2014/02/24
THE MASKHave you already chosen a costume for this Carnival? You'll learn how to make a very original one on this entry. You just need a stick, a feather, a scalpel and local anesthetic...
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She was told the bikini was made with an invisible material stupid people couldn't see...
Published on 2014/02/19
CIVIL WAR IN KIEVDo you know what pisses me off more about this? Both sides are formed by citizens who fight and kill because of the governments who only seek their own economic benefit.
Things in Kiev (Ukraine) are getting really bad. Last night there were 25 killed (9 of them cops) and 70 wound by gunfire.
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Published on 2014/02/18
TRAGEDY IN THE POOLYou arrive to the pool as every morning, soon, before the club members show up... and...
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Published on 2014/02/17
MILEY CYRUS GIVING AWAY HER BOOTYMiley Cyrus started her “Bangerz Tour” the Valentine's Day in Vancouver, Canada.
The truth it's complicated not to talk about her. What a show! She appeared sliding on her own tongue. What about her companions? Teddies, "bobbleheads", the dwarf, Futurama's amazon... Miley also rode a golden little car, touching herself and giving away her booty with her usual twerking.
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Published on 2014/02/12
RICHIE VELAZQUEZ AND HIS TUMBLR ACCOUNTRichie Velázquez is engaged in getting images from Internet and adding sticky, viscous clothes and complements to them. A mad thing. Artistic, but mad!
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