AMATEUR MEAT: SKYE BLUE

Our recommended amateur today is the porn actress Skye Blue. Although it may sound contradictory, Skye has many homemade photos uploaded to her Twitter account, so it counts as amateur content for me.

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TIME TO START NORMALIZING IT

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Let’s be real… we love sex. If it were up to us, we’d be doing it every day. Multiple times, even. So how the hell is it possible that we don’t all have a sex doll at home?

What’s going on here? Is it the money? Could be—good ones don’t come cheap. Is it the taboo? Maybe. The judgment? Definitely. You hear stuff like, “That’s for weirdos,” “It’s not the same,” or “I don’t need that.” Come on, man. By that logic, you wouldn’t jerk off either because “it’s not the same.” And we both know you do.
It’s like someone telling you not to get a microwave because real cooking should be slow and traditional. Cool, I get it—but I want my microwave and my slow-cooked meals too. It’s all part of the package!

It’s about time we start normalizing this. Because if it’s not the money, it’s the shame. And if it’s not the shame, it’s the fear of what people might say. And you just can’t go through life like that.



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Obsession.

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AMATEUR MEAT: RILEY

Riley is 22 years old, from New Zealand, and wants to be your new girlfriend.



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When She Gets on Top

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ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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The guys at the next table.

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THE NUDES OF GIOACCHINO DELL ERBA

Gioacchino Dell Erba, photographer and chef. Whether behind the camera or in the kitchen, he fully immerses himself in the expression of his creativity. For him, photography—both digital and analog—is a powerful tool that allows him to capture not just images but also emotions and deep narratives. Each shot is an opportunity to tell a story, to immortalize a unique moment that conveys a particular mood or feeling.

Both worlds, photography and gastronomy, share fundamental elements such as craftsmanship, patience, and meticulous attention to detail. In both fields, Gioacchino dedicates himself entirely to his craft, always striving for perfection in every creation while never losing sight of the beauty found in imperfection and the spontaneity of the moment.



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A glitch in the Matrix.

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ANASTASIAMARTORANA26

Anastasia Martorana



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Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight.

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TIK HOT VOL203

TikTok is packed with dances, viral challenges, and slick transitions—but when things get a little too hot, those videos suddenly vanish. At least from the official map.

But there’s a parallel universe where those same girls let loose—with fewer filters, more skin, and zero censorship. Many of these clips still carry the TikTok watermark, but trust me, you won’t find them on the app. They start like any other viral trend… and end up in much steamier territory.
That universe? We named it Tik Hot a while back. And yes, I’ve got a fresh batch ready for you.



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Today’s slow-motion highlight.

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