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ALEX TSARFIN 2K25

If you've been visiting ALRNCN for a while, Alex Tsarfin's name probably rings a bell by now. Today's post marks the fourth time I've shared this photographer's stunning work, and he just keeps outdoing himself year after year. Come in, take a look, and see that I'm not exaggerating in the slightest.



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How to end the week unemployed.

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ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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The guys at the next table.

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MARC LAGRANGE 2K25

Marc Lagrange, a photographer born in Kinshasa, Congo, is renowned for his sensual, erotic portraits and nudes. His work celebrates beauty and pleasure, crafting luxurious scenes far removed from everyday life, where intimacy and desire take center stage. His images are genuine hedonistic fantasies, meticulously detailed and characterized by impeccable technical mastery, turning each photograph into a unique work of art.



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Brightening up the train driver's day.

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MULTIVERSES AND THE SPIDER-WOMEN

In the world of comics (and now in movies and shows too), multiverses are basically alternate versions of reality. Different worlds where things play out in completely different ways. And Spider-Man is one of the characters who’s traveled through the most of them—or has the most versions of himself out there.



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Getting familiar with the gym, one step at a time.

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RANDOM AI-GENERATED IMAGES VOL9

We don't know what's coming tomorrow, but what seemed impossible is already here. These digitally-generated images are so lifelike, it's hard to believe they were created by a machine. Faces and bodies pushing the boundaries of possibility, details capturing every nuance, and figures surpassing what's ordinary.

They’re not here to replace anyone—nothing will ever match the genuine magic of a real glance or the spontaneous chemistry when you're face-to-face. But the ease of producing these kinds of scenes will change the game: the simpler it gets to generate ideal fantasies, the more we'll appreciate genuine authenticity.
And this is just the beginning.



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Your face looks familiar.

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CARIBBEAN PIRATES

The real Caribbean pirates were a whole different breed than the Hollywood kind—though just as savage. They ruled the seas between the 17th and 18th centuries, especially around the Gulf of Mexico, the Antilles, and the northern coast of South America. These guys were rogue sailors, ex-soldiers, or just hustlers who saw piracy as a fast (and seriously dangerous) way to get rich.

They attacked ships loaded with gold, silver, rum, sugar, and anything valuable coming from the American colonies to Europe. Some worked solo, but many were privateers—basically pirates with government permission to rob enemy ships.

Bartholomew "Blackbeard" (Edward Teach) was one of the most feared. He tied smoking fuses into his beard to look even scarier. With smoke pouring from his face, he looked more like a demon from hell than a Disney pirate.
Anne Bonny and Mary Read disguised themselves as men to join pirate crews. They fought like anyone else and didn’t mess around. And Calico Jack became known for his iconic flag (the classic skull with crossed swords) and for sailing alongside Anne and Mary. Spoiler: he ended up hanging by the neck.

The pirate life was brutal. Scurvy, betrayals, brawls, rotten food, and no showers in sight. But there was also a kind of pirate democracy—they voted for their captain, split the loot fairly, and had their own rules, including punishing crew members who stole from each other.
Once they started hitting ships without caring about flags, the major European powers got fed up and hunted them down almost to extinction by the early 18th century.

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