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WE'RE READY!

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Engines are on, machines warmed up, and everything is set to kick off another week packed with amazing content. We're heading into intense, fun, and spicy days, bringing you fresh material to brighten every moment.



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THE MIRROR IS A DAMN LIAR

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The classic Snow White tale revolves around a magic mirror that always tells the truth about who's the fairest of them all. But now, with the new version starring Rachel Zegler as Snow White and Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen, everything goes straight to hell. Why? Because the mirror dares to claim Rachel is hotter than Gal—which literally no one believes. If there's one thing all guys worldwide agree on, it's that Gal Gadot is easily a thousand times sexier than Rachel Zegler.



So, how the hell does this happen? Here’s where the supposed philosophical symbolism kicks in: the mirror doesn't just measure physical beauty; it also values purity, goodness, and inner beauty. According to that logic, Rachel comes out ahead because she's supposedly got something Gal Gadot lacks in the film: a nobler, less envy-corrupted soul.

Bullshit! If Rachel Zegler has proven anything in recent months, it’s precisely how toxic, arrogant, and poisoned by cheap feminism her soul really is—oozing pretentiousness and superiority from every pore of her body.

The ideological trainwreck Disney has become in recent years finally hit rock bottom by casting someone like her to reboot one of the iconic stories from our childhood.

Therefore, I'm officially revoking all magical powers from that mirror, demoting it on behalf of the patriarchy, and hereby relegating its sole purpose to reflecting and holding suction cups.



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MINDFULNESS AND MASTURBATION

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Mindful masturbation is a different approach to pleasuring yourself, where you focus entirely on the physical sensations you're experiencing, without relying on fantasies, images, or external stimuli like videos or memories.

It might sound a bit strange at first since most of us are used to masturbating with some kind of fantasy or visual stimulation in mind. But with mindful masturbation, the goal is to fully enjoy the immediate pleasure by concentrating exclusively on your sensations, without rushing or getting distracted.

But can you actually reach orgasm without fantasies? The short answer is yes, although it might seem tricky at first. Direct physical stimulation alone—without mental images or external stimuli—can absolutely lead you to orgasm. In fact, many people who've tried this method say their orgasms are noticeably different: deeper, more intense, and more satisfying because they're fully connected to what's happening in their bodies, without distractions.



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PROMOTING THE READING HABIT

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We need to do everything we can to boost book sales. A well-read country is a wiser and more cultured one. Everyone should contribute in their own way. Here’s my small part.



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THE PURITY GURUS

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They say that if you jerk off:

• You lose strength.
• You lose confidence.
• You lose self-control.
• You can’t focus.
• You don’t succeed.
• You don’t get laid.
• You don’t sleep.
• You don’t hustle.
• Your toast burns.
• The milk boils over in the microwave.
• Your grandma cries and doesn’t even know why.

And it’s all because of jerking off.

According to some testosterone gurus, masturbation is basically a betrayal of your destiny to be great. Every time you touch yourself, Elon Musk gets richer and you get poorer. Every solo orgasm is a step further from success.
And there you are, staring at your hand, thinking all you were doing was releasing some tension, sleeping better, and avoiding the shame of sending voice notes to your ex or your crush. But nope, turns out you’re ruining your life.

Luckily, science has been saying the opposite for years: that jerking off reduces stress, helps you sleep, makes you more aware of your body, and doesn’t turn you into a weakling—it just makes you more chill and functional. But of course, that doesn’t sell self-help books or “Alpha Male 7.0” courses.

So yeah, if one day your milk overflows in the microwave, don’t blame it on jerking off. Blame it on not watching the damn thing.



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SPRING GETS DR. SENSUAL ALL WORKED UP

Spring is here—though the rain won’t let up and the sun’s been hiding through these gloomy March days. Still, this season brings a little joy: temps are rising, clothes are shrinking, and our bodies? Well, they’re asking for action. Hormones go wild this time of year.

And if there’s something worth celebrating, Loverfans knows it. For a limited time, you’ll get a 30% bonus on every subscription you generate. Thousands of women are waiting, including Dr. Sensualherself—a stunning MILF who’ll keep your blood pressure under control… or maybe make it skyrocket.





From insatiable MILFs to playful girls in their twenties ready to help you reach your happy place—this spring, take a little stroll through Loverfans and see everything they’ve got in store for you.




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