THE WONDERS OF OHMIBOD

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A sneeze?... Bad news?... An incomplete yawn?... At the beginning you don't know what's happening to her... then she moves the webcam, stands up and everything is much clearer...

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THE MIRROR IS A DAMN LIAR

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The classic Snow White tale revolves around a magic mirror that always tells the truth about who's the fairest of them all. But now, with the new version starring Rachel Zegler as Snow White and Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen, everything goes straight to hell. Why? Because the mirror dares to claim Rachel is hotter than Gal—which literally no one believes. If there's one thing all guys worldwide agree on, it's that Gal Gadot is easily a thousand times sexier than Rachel Zegler.



So, how the hell does this happen? Here’s where the supposed philosophical symbolism kicks in: the mirror doesn't just measure physical beauty; it also values purity, goodness, and inner beauty. According to that logic, Rachel comes out ahead because she's supposedly got something Gal Gadot lacks in the film: a nobler, less envy-corrupted soul.

Bullshit! If Rachel Zegler has proven anything in recent months, it’s precisely how toxic, arrogant, and poisoned by cheap feminism her soul really is—oozing pretentiousness and superiority from every pore of her body.

The ideological trainwreck Disney has become in recent years finally hit rock bottom by casting someone like her to reboot one of the iconic stories from our childhood.

Therefore, I'm officially revoking all magical powers from that mirror, demoting it on behalf of the patriarchy, and hereby relegating its sole purpose to reflecting and holding suction cups.



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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL319

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Finally Friday! That magical day when you can tell the stress of the week to fuck right off. If you've got friends and plans, enjoy every second. And if you're alone with zero plans, no worries at all: Chill out, binge-watch that show you've been meaning to see, order some tasty food, treat yourself, or just disconnect from the world—super necessary these days.
Friday's meant to be enjoyed your own way, and nobody knows better than you how to make it count. Have a great weekend!

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THE FIRST WIRELESS VIBRATORS

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While electric vibrators had existed since the late 19th century, for decades, they were large, noisy, and required a power outlet, making them anything but discreet or convenient. That all changed in the 1960s with advancements in rechargeable battery technology and portable devices. This innovation led to the first wireless vibrators, eliminating the need for cords and making them far more practical and accessible. Since then, the technology has continued to evolve. Today, vibrators feature ergonomic designs, whisper-quiet motors, and even app connectivity for personalized experiences. But it all started with that first wireless model, marking the beginning of a new era in female sexuality.



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NORMALIZING MASTURBATION SINCE 2003

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Fun fact of the day: African ground squirrels, like the Xerus inauris, masturbate after mating to clean their urethra and reduce the risk of urinary infections.



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SPRING GETS DR. SENSUAL ALL WORKED UP

Spring is here—though the rain won’t let up and the sun’s been hiding through these gloomy March days. Still, this season brings a little joy: temps are rising, clothes are shrinking, and our bodies? Well, they’re asking for action. Hormones go wild this time of year.

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SUCTION CUPS: BEYOND INDUSTRIAL USE

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A suction cup is a device that uses suction to adhere to smooth, non-porous surfaces by creating a pressure difference between its interior and the surrounding environment. In industrial applications, it is used in handling and automation systems to grip, move, or position objects without mechanical clamps. It plays a key role in robotics, production lines, packaging, and assembly, making it easier to handle materials such as glass, metal, plastic, and cardboard. It is also widely used in the automotive industry to lift delicate parts and in construction for installing large glass panels and cladding.



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