MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL321

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Back in 2009, a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that female masturbation could actually help relieve headaches.
What’s interesting is that many women in the study didn’t avoid sex or masturbation when they had migraines—they actively sought out orgasm to ease the pain. Turns out, the endorphins released during climax work as natural painkillers.

So next time you hear the classic “not tonight, I’ve got a headache,” remember—it might actually be the perfect reason to go for it. And if anyone asks, just say you read it on ALRNCN.

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FROM LEATHER TO SOLID GOLD: THE STORY OF THE OLISBO

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Long before sex toys looked anything like what we know today, women in Ancient Greece already knew how to handle things on their own. Olisbos—phallus-shaped objects made of leather, wood, ceramic, or even bread—were loyal companions when husbands went off to war. Far from being taboo, these early dildos were part of everyday life in cultures like the Greek, Roman, Egyptian, and even Chinese, often paired with simple (and effective) lubricants like olive oil.

Throughout history, the olisbo didn’t just stick around—it evolved. It showed up in plays, scandalous poems, erotic Japanese novels, and even in the private collections of European royalty. From the sex strike in Lysistrata to tortoiseshell dildos in Japan and Queen Isabella’s legendary solid gold toy, it's clear that female pleasure has always sparked creativity.

Funny how many people still think female sexual desire is some modern revelation, thanks to feminism and sexual liberation. The truth is, women have always enjoyed sex—and there were times, like in classical Greece, when they were even more sexually free than today. It’s just that, like so many things, it got buried. But history? If you dig a little, it always has something juicy to say.



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SPRING GETS DR. SENSUAL ALL WORKED UP

Spring is here—though the rain won’t let up and the sun’s been hiding through these gloomy March days. Still, this season brings a little joy: temps are rising, clothes are shrinking, and our bodies? Well, they’re asking for action. Hormones go wild this time of year.

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RESTORING ORDER AND HARMONY IN THE UNIVERSE

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In Japanese mythology, legend has it that the sun goddess Amaterasu, upset by her brother’s constant pranks, hid herself away in a cave, plunging the world into darkness. To lure her out, the other gods threw a wild party right at the cave's entrance. In the middle of the celebration, the goddess Ame-no-Uzume began to dance provocatively and, according to some versions of the story, even masturbated in front of the cave. The bizarre and outrageous display caught Amaterasu’s curiosity, and she eventually stepped out—bringing light back to the world.

This myth shows how, in some ancient cultures, masturbation wasn’t just seen as natural—it was powerful enough to restore balance and harmony to the universe.



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PRIVATE LESSONS

We’re not sure if this guy is really smart or just completely hopeless. He just can't seem to grasp the lesson. Things got so bad that his dad decided to take action and hired a private tutor to help him finally boost those grades.

This tutor definitely knows her stuff—and she knows exactly how to handle a young guy with raging hormones. Today’s subject is anatomy, and this lesson, for once, is going to stick. Marian Franco makes sure he learns exactly where everything is, turning up the heat in the room.

In this case, the lesson isn’t just imprinted in the student's memory—it's also captured on one of the cameras installed to monitor if he’s actually studying. An intense encounter you can watch right here



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SHOW OFF AN ELEGANT, SPARKLY, AND SOPHISTICATED BOOTY

Instead of getting anal bleaching and dropping serious cash just to end up itchy, irritated, and uncomfortable in some cold clinic, why not go straight for glamour? Treat yourself to a gorgeous butt plug decorated with a gemstone (or at least something that looks like one), and show off an elegant, sparkly, and sophisticated booty.

Forget the pain and embrace the pleasure: while you enjoy the delightful sensations this intimate jewel offers, your partner gets to admire a true work of art. After all, nobody ever said luxury couldn't be enjoyed from behind.

So, now you know: less bleaching, more shining. ✨



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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL322

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A recent study published in Sexes makes it clear: women who masturbate frequently not only reach orgasm more easily, but also enjoy sex more overall. The reason is simple — practice makes perfect.

Masturbation isn’t just about having a good time; it’s a powerful tool for self-awareness. Knowing what you like and how you like it makes a huge difference when you're with someone else. If you don’t know how to push your own buttons, how do you expect someone else to find them?
Plus, taking the time to explore your body without pressure or expectations helps break down mental blocks and builds sexual confidence — which makes orgasms way more accessible.

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