ASSES#143 + LINK TO OUR TELEGRAM COMMUNITY

Since a couple of days ago I uploaded a "Boobs" post, today I feel obligated to upload a "asses" one.

Life, in the end, is a delicate act of cosmic balance, a tug of war with the universe. If today you work out, tomorrow it's time to rest. If today you sleep in, tomorrow you wake up bright and early like a champ. If today you eat healthy—vegetables, quinoa, and all that stuff—tomorrow it's a juicy burger with extra cheese, because the universe demands balance. It's all about compensating. If today you work hard, tomorrow it's all about the couch and Netflix.

The balance lies in those small decisions, where duty and pleasure blend. You have to stay in harmony with the universe, or else things will go sideways.

➡️ Let's do real, be real with Tantaly, the sex doll torso leader

➡️ Let's do real, be real with Tantaly, the sex doll torso leader

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Giving it all! Always.

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: CHEYENNE PEACH

Cheyenne Peach
UK 🇬🇧
Model, Actress, Dancer.



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Remember that whole obsession with washing our hands?

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ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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The guys at the next table.

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AMATEUR FLESH: VIOLETFOXY

Violet Foxy loves tea, yoga, music, podcasts, and fitness. If you’ve got a few things in common, who knows—maybe you two are meant to be.



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Finally. This is the first time we’ve seen Grace Boor’s nipple. Today’s a good day. Everything comes to those who wait.

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SLAVE LEIA OUTFIT

Carrie Fisher hated the metal bikini she had to wear as Jabba’s prisoner.
The famous “Slave Leia outfit” from Return of the Jedi was as uncomfortable as it was revealing. Parts of it were made of rigid metal, making it nearly impossible to move or sit normally. Every time Carrie leaned back, the costume would shift and expose more than intended, so the crew had to constantly fix it between takes.

Over time, the outfit—originally meant to sexualize the character—became an iconic (and very controversial) symbol of the saga. Carrie despised it, but with her signature biting humor, she took ownership of it and made sure everyone knew Leia was more than just a pretty face chained to a giant slug.



When Disney bought Lucasfilm, they began "cleaning up" the franchise’s image—and the golden bikini was one of the first things to go. For years, it had been a pop culture symbol (and a recurring fan fantasy), but Disney’s new direction wasn’t having it. In 2015, they stopped producing official figures, posters, and merch featuring the outfit, and many online stores pulled it from their shelves. The official line? They didn’t want to sexualize such an important female character… even though they’d been selling exactly that for decades.

The Slave Leia look even made it to Friends. In one of the show’s most iconic scenes, Ross tells Rachel that his biggest fantasy is seeing her dressed like Princess Leia—with the infamous bikini, of course. What starts as a punchline ends up confirming that the look had officially reached pop culture status, right up there with the most recognizable Halloween costumes.



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A beautiful moment from Bad Gyal making it easier for her deaf fans to read her lips.

Also—anyone out there who knows sign language and can help us figure out what this other girl is saying?

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WE ARE WHO WE ARE, PARTLY THANKS TO BOOKS

Books changed our lives. For real.
Thanks to them, we didn’t have to start from scratch over and over again.
Our ancestors didn’t just survive, hunt, or build. They also thought, discovered, and wrote things down. And that changed everything.

Because when someone wrote down how to build a tool, treat a wound, or run a city, it stopped being just their knowledge—it became something everyone after them could use.
Books are memory. They’re legacy. They’re how we managed to remember what we learned through trial and error, and keep moving forward without falling into the same traps.

Thanks to them, we know more, we are more, and we’ve gone way further.
And even if today we read it off a screen, the essence is still the same: someone had an idea, wrote it down… and that idea just made its way to you. That, if you think about it, is pure magic.



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MARC LAGRANGE 2K25

Marc Lagrange, a photographer born in Kinshasa, Congo, is renowned for his sensual, erotic portraits and nudes. His work celebrates beauty and pleasure, crafting luxurious scenes far removed from everyday life, where intimacy and desire take center stage. His images are genuine hedonistic fantasies, meticulously detailed and characterized by impeccable technical mastery, turning each photograph into a unique work of art.



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Brightening up the train driver's day.

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