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It’s absolutely essential that, every now and then, we share a good dose of butts here at ALRNCN. This isn’t just about visual satisfaction—oh no. This goes way beyond that: it’s a matter of survival. The very existence of every living being on this planet depends on it. Yes, a terrible curse looms over us, and these posts are the only thing keeping total chaos at bay.

I know what you’re thinking: “This guy is pulling my leg, exaggerating, or making up some wild story.” And honestly, I hope you believe that. I’d rather you think so because the truth would be too much for you to handle. You’re not ready to face certain secrets. So, just sit back, enjoy the content, and leave the conspiracies and fantasies to the flat-earthers and those who find hidden messages in Ikea catalogs.

➡️ Let's do real, be real with Tantaly, the sex doll torso leader

➡️ Let's do real, be real with Tantaly, the sex doll torso leader

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Nippon Egao Hyakkei.

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: CECEROSE

Cecilia Rose



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It’s never too late to get into the world of fashion.

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AMATEUR FLESH: SUZANNA 2K25

A lover of all things aesthetic, anime fan, and with more creativity than filters on Instagram—Suzanna isn’t just great in front of the camera, she’s also dreaming of directing her own steamy anime someday.
Between One-Punch Man, Attack on Titan, and her own 18+ fantasies, this girl blends sweetness and spice like it’s an art form.

While she plans her dream trip to Japan and Korea, we get to enjoy a sneak peek.



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Never miss a chance to drop a solid reel.

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AMATEUR FLESH: YANKA

We’re wrapping up Friday with Yanka’s homemade pics and videos. Catch you back here on Monday, ready to kick off a new week and keep sharing the best stuff we stumble upon online.



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It’s Friday!

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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: LARSENTHOMPSON

Larsen Thompson
Next Models Worldwide
Actress, Artist, Dancer
John 3:17 🙏🏻



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Is it a boy or a girl?

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FIELD SOBRIETY TESTS

In the US, it’s pretty common for cops to run a few physical tests before even pulling out the breathalyzer. These are called field sobriety tests, and they’re not just for show — officers need reasonable suspicion to move to the next step, and these checks help them spot signs that someone might be under the influence.

• One-Leg Stand: lift one leg and try to keep your balance for about 30 seconds. Sounds easy… until you’ve had a few drinks.
• Walk and Turn: walk in a straight line, heel-to-toe, turn, and walk back. It’s all about coordination.
• Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus: follow a light with your eyes without moving your head. If your eyes twitch in a weird way, that’s a big red flag.

There are more tests, but these three are usually enough to tell if you’re good to drive… or not.



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The dangers of leaving glue open.

This is Cadey Mercury — and here you can check out a few of her scenes.




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FIGHTING A FASCISM THAT ONLY EXISTS IN THEIR HEADS

Some people are obsessed with seeing fascism everywhere. They call it out in governments, laws, and pretty much any opinion they don’t like. “Fascist alert!” they cry. But real fascism, the textbook kind, is crystal clear: it’s all about force. About using the State as a weapon—extreme nationalism, a cult of personality, militarism, systematic suppression of freedoms, a single-party rule. And let’s be honest: that’s just not happening in Europe or the US today.

The irony? The only real violence I’m seeing comes from the very people claiming to fight fascism. They’re the ones yelling, pointing fingers, getting aggressive, and trying to shut you down if you don’t agree with them. And no matter how they dress it up, that reeks of authoritarianism too.

So when I see images like these from FEMEN, I can’t help but wonder: are they protesting something real, or just fighting a monster they made up in their heads?



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Slow-mo of the day.

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