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The Personal Trainer tells you what exercises you should do to achieve the fitness goals you set for yourself. The Personal Shopper suggests what to buy to be fashionable and where to buy it to get it at a good price. I personally dedicate myself to looking for the best content and the hottest girls out there so that you make the most out of your time online, not wasting it looking for the best of the best yourself. I have decided to name myself Personal Adult Content Assistant.
Let's check out our next compilation of booties. Your day won't be the same from now on.

➡️ Let's do real, be real with Tantaly, the sex doll torso leader

More content like this in our TELEGRAM CHANNEL

If you want to install TELEGRAM on the phone or on the computer (or both) here's the link to its official website: https://telegram.org/

One of the questions that I receive the most regarding our TELEGRAM COMMUNITY is why can't I access it from my iPhone? The answer is simple: Because Apple doesn't want you to. Telegram is obliged to ban all channels and groups where adult content is shared, at least if they want Apple to display Telegram in the AppleStore, so you can all go blame the bitten apple.
In fact, I've read that Steve Jobs himself said back in his day that "If you want to watch porn, buy an Android." What a guy.


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THE GIRL ON THE YACHT

Going viral online usually isn’t the result of some genius plan or flawless strategy. It’s more about being in the right place at the right time. It’s randomness, chaos—a twist of fate.

Sometimes, all it takes is doing your job on a sunny day, just being yourself, and boom—someone with a camera captures a moment that blows up online. No gurus, no marketing plan, no goal of going viral. Just life… and the algorithm doing its thing.



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I thought it, you thought it, we all thought it...

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TELEGRAM #43

A lot of what you see on the site first pops up in our Telegram channel.
Photos, videos, wild moments — not everything makes it to the web, but it’s all part of who we are.



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You can find a lot more content like this on our TELEGRAM CHANNEL


Para usuarios de Apple
Si al entrar en nuestro Canal de Telegram te aparece un mensaje de que el contenido es para adultos y no puedes ver nada, entonces es que tienes activada la protección para adultos.
Tienes que ir a la versión web del Telegram https://web.telegram.org e identificarte, si no lo estás ya. En la configuración, en la sección "Privacidad", buscar la opción "Matdefiestaales sensibles" y activar "Desactivar restricciones". En cuanto lo hagas, el ajuste se sincronizará automáticamente con el resto de tus aplicaciones, incluidas las versiones para iOS y macOS de la App Store.
A partir de ahí ya podrás entrar en todos los Canales para adultos.




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There’s a pussy in my bed.

The actress is Arya Fae, and you can check out plenty of her scenes through this link




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FIELD SOBRIETY TESTS

In the US, it’s pretty common for cops to run a few physical tests before even pulling out the breathalyzer. These are called field sobriety tests, and they’re not just for show — officers need reasonable suspicion to move to the next step, and these checks help them spot signs that someone might be under the influence.

• One-Leg Stand: lift one leg and try to keep your balance for about 30 seconds. Sounds easy… until you’ve had a few drinks.
• Walk and Turn: walk in a straight line, heel-to-toe, turn, and walk back. It’s all about coordination.
• Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus: follow a light with your eyes without moving your head. If your eyes twitch in a weird way, that’s a big red flag.

There are more tests, but these three are usually enough to tell if you’re good to drive… or not.



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The dangers of leaving glue open.

This is Cadey Mercury — and here you can check out a few of her scenes.




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THE EROTICISM OF OLEG HERZEL

Oleg Herzel, a French-Russian photographer based in Paris, has been making waves for over 15 years with his work in the world of artistic and fashion photography.
His portfolio stands out with dedicated sections on artistic nudes and bondage, where he mixes natural light with carefully composed shots to create images that are both sensual and thought-provoking.

Herzel presents himself as a photographer deeply focused on exploring human sensuality through art, blending traditional techniques with a modern lens to question how we portray desire and intimacy today.



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A brand-new tree.

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THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS

Not long ago, virtual girls looked like clunky PlayStation 2 characters. Now, you see someone like Jude Montclair pop up on your feed and she looks just like a real model. A textbook MILF — the curves, the looks, the expressions — nothing about her feels fake. But Jude isn’t real. She’s 100% AI-generated.

And the visual side? That’s just the beginning. What comes next is what’s going to change everything.

Soon, you’ll be able to talk to her. Chat, send voice notes, and get replies in her voice, her tone, her style. And they won’t be generic answers — she’ll know you. She’ll learn what you like, how you write, when you’re down, and what turns you on. It’ll be like having a hyper-realistic virtual girlfriend, tailored just for you.

And I’m not talking about sex dolls or sci-fi fantasies. I mean fully personalized virtual experiences: video calls, sexting, real-time voice and reactions, affection, chemistry — everything you're looking for in a digital relationship, but fine-tuned by an AI that doesn’t get tired, doesn’t get jealous, doesn’t argue over dumb stuff, and is always there when you need her.
This isn’t just going to shake up the erotic content world. It’s going to flip human relationships on their head.

Because when millions of people start bonding emotionally and sexually with these AIs, the ones making money from selling attention online — OnlyFans girls, camgirls, streamers — they won’t be competing with other models anymore. Their biggest rival will be an algorithm that listens better, teases better, turns you on better, and makes you feel less alone.

And society? We might be heading into a whole new era of hardcore individualism. Because if you can have someone like Jude — who gets you, turns you on, and actually cares — without the drama, rejection, or emotional rollercoasters… why risk dealing with real people?

It’ll be explosive. But it might also be a silent bomb for how we experience connection.
We’re about to stop looking for relationships out there… and start building them inside a server.



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Musical chairs, but with a twist.

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AMATEUR FLESH: FAVCUNT

It’s no secret that one of the most common scams in the adult content world is using photos and videos of a model, actress, or amateur to pretend to be them—luring in men who are craving a bit of attention and affection, only to squeeze some cash out of them in exchange for content that’s not even theirs.

Here at ALRNCN, we’ve covered this issue many times, and we’ve even taken down several accounts impersonating the real creators of that content.

Now, I ask myself: can you create an OnlyFans profile without actually being the person you claim to be? Most likely, yes. Faking documents these days is easier than ever, and I’m not really sure how strict OnlyFans’ verification process is.
I know that when you open an online bank account, they make you take real-time photos, cross-check them with your ID, even geolocate you to confirm you’re signing up from where you say you live… but I doubt OnlyFans operates at that level of control.

Why am I telling you all this?
Because our next so-called amateur, this “favcunt” girl, has an account on X (formerly Twitter) where she shares her photos. The account’s a little over a year old, and it links directly to her OF profile in the bio.

Why does it raise a red flag?
Because when a real model promotes herself online, it’s pretty rare to see her giving attention to other girls. They don’t usually retweet or share others’ content—after all, they’re competition.
But this account does. A lot.

That makes me think we might be looking at one of those networks running multiple fake profiles, using these tactics to gain exposure and grow.
Can I confirm it 100%? No. But something just doesn’t add up.

You know how I work: I share the content if it’s worth it, but unless I have clear proof a profile is legit, I’m not going to encourage you to subscribe to anything.
Not saying this is definitely the case—but I am saying it smells off.

That being said… check out the pics of this supposed favcunt. Because damn, she looks amazing.



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Just another day saving the world.

The scene is Power Bangers: A XXX Parody by Brazzers, and the actresses are Abigail Mac, Katrina Jade, and Kimmy Granger.

Below are a few links so you can watch more scenes they’ve starred in:

Abigail Mac videos

Katrina Jade videos

Kimmy Granger videos




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