BODY OF A CHIHUAHUA, HEART OF A MALINOIS

What looks like a spoiled little chihuahua — all bark, no bite — turns out to be a real training beast. Obedience, guarding, attack... and not an inch of hesitation.
Size doesn't always matter when there's attitude, discipline, and the will to take on the world.

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DIY session.

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PLANET OF THE APES: JAPAN EDITION

In this version of feudal Japan, the apes have not only developed intelligence but also mastered combat and stealth. Warrior apes wielding katanas, ninja apes disappearing into the trees, all living within a hierarchical society similar to the clan system the samurai once knew.

The battle for honor and survival breaks out between the few remaining humans and the apes, who see them as inferior beings, mere wild beasts. In this alternate Japan, the war is not just one of steel and skill, but of ancient strategies and deep-rooted traditions, where codes of honor clash with a new law imposed by the primates.

Thus begins the samurai version of "Planet of the Apes", where human warriors must fight not only for their lives but for their place in a world where humanity is no longer the dominant species.



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When the martial arts school offers a special deal to attract older ladies.

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WILDLIFE

Animals have taken over half of the internet. No matter which social media platform you open, there's always a cat squeezing into places it shouldn't or a dog with that classic "It wasn't me" face after causing some chaos.
They're unpredictable and effortlessly funny. No filters, no scripts—just doing their thing and leaving us with videos worth saving. From epic fails to moments straight out of a sitcom, they always deliver.

So if you ever catch yourself spending half an hour watching raccoon thieves, hyperactive goats, or ninja cats, don’t worry—you’re not alone. That’s just the algorithm doing its thing.



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Today's slow-motion masterpiece.

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FUSION

What kind of animal would we get if we mixed a gorilla with an elephant? How about a shark and a rhino? And what do you think of a fusion between a horse and a scorpion? Well, let’s find out.



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Impossible to contain them.

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ATTACKED BY 4 PITBULLS

A man was attacked by his neighbor’s four pitbulls, with the neighbor being in a wheelchair and unable to do much to stop them. Luckily, the lady from the Tom and Jerry cartoons was there to save the day.
If it had been a child, it would’ve surely ended in tragedy.



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Striking resemblances.

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STEALING FOOD

Some seagulls specialize in stealing food from fast-food shops and ice cream parlors. These birds are true thieves, clever and stealthy. Watch how this seagull manages to steal food without the victim seeing it coming.



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What muscle is he working on?

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THEY USED TO GUARD THE HOUSE. NOW THEY JUST WATCH IT FROM THE COUCH

There was a time when having a dog was like having a personal bodyguard. They'd warn you, protect you, and if needed, tear someone’s arm off for getting too close. They were guardians, herders, hunters. They had a purpose. They earned their food.
But now? Two guys break in through the living room, smash the glass, ransack the place… and your pair of Frenchies just sit there on the couch, watching the whole thing like it's a new Netflix series. They bark, sure. But only a little. Wouldn’t want to get anxious or anything.

And the worst part? You don’t even blame them. Deep down, you didn’t expect anything else. Because they’re not dogs anymore — they’re children. And you don’t expect your kid to bite a burglar. You just make sure they’re wearing a jacket when it’s chilly and give them some ham when they’re sad.
We’ve changed so much that even they don’t know what they’re supposed to do anymore. If someone breaks in, they hesitate: do I bark? Call the cops? Post a story?

In the end, we’re the ones doing the watching. We check the living room cam, the webcam, to see if they’ve chewed the cushion, if they’re okay, if they’re crying because we’re not home.
You don’t need them to save your life anymore (homicide rates in the West are at an all-time low). What you really need is for them to save your heart — because with every passing day, like it or not, we’re just a little more alone.



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Coffee?

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