DON'T SWEAT IT, I'M NOT IN A HURRY

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Waiting for them to be ready is more bearable when you're not waiting for your girlfriend, especially if the ladies let you watch while they're getting ready.

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Dude, welcome to the Friendzone.

➡️ Let's do real, be real with Tantaly, the sex doll torso leader

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AMOU'S BIRTHDAY

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Despite not being invited, let's see (as if we were those neighbors who see them from the other side of the fence) how Amouranth and her friends had a good time celebrating Amouranth's birthday.



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It's football time today.

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SLAVE LEIA OUTFIT

Carrie Fisher hated the metal bikini she had to wear as Jabba’s prisoner.
The famous “Slave Leia outfit” from Return of the Jedi was as uncomfortable as it was revealing. Parts of it were made of rigid metal, making it nearly impossible to move or sit normally. Every time Carrie leaned back, the costume would shift and expose more than intended, so the crew had to constantly fix it between takes.

Over time, the outfit—originally meant to sexualize the character—became an iconic (and very controversial) symbol of the saga. Carrie despised it, but with her signature biting humor, she took ownership of it and made sure everyone knew Leia was more than just a pretty face chained to a giant slug.



When Disney bought Lucasfilm, they began "cleaning up" the franchise’s image—and the golden bikini was one of the first things to go. For years, it had been a pop culture symbol (and a recurring fan fantasy), but Disney’s new direction wasn’t having it. In 2015, they stopped producing official figures, posters, and merch featuring the outfit, and many online stores pulled it from their shelves. The official line? They didn’t want to sexualize such an important female character… even though they’d been selling exactly that for decades.

The Slave Leia look even made it to Friends. In one of the show’s most iconic scenes, Ross tells Rachel that his biggest fantasy is seeing her dressed like Princess Leia—with the infamous bikini, of course. What starts as a punchline ends up confirming that the look had officially reached pop culture status, right up there with the most recognizable Halloween costumes.



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A beautiful moment from Bad Gyal making it easier for her deaf fans to read her lips.

Also—anyone out there who knows sign language and can help us figure out what this other girl is saying?

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AMATEUR FLESH: FAVCUNT

It’s no secret that one of the most common scams in the adult content world is using photos and videos of a model, actress, or amateur to pretend to be them—luring in men who are craving a bit of attention and affection, only to squeeze some cash out of them in exchange for content that’s not even theirs.

Here at ALRNCN, we’ve covered this issue many times, and we’ve even taken down several accounts impersonating the real creators of that content.

Now, I ask myself: can you create an OnlyFans profile without actually being the person you claim to be? Most likely, yes. Faking documents these days is easier than ever, and I’m not really sure how strict OnlyFans’ verification process is.
I know that when you open an online bank account, they make you take real-time photos, cross-check them with your ID, even geolocate you to confirm you’re signing up from where you say you live… but I doubt OnlyFans operates at that level of control.

Why am I telling you all this?
Because our next so-called amateur, this “favcunt” girl, has an account on X (formerly Twitter) where she shares her photos. The account’s a little over a year old, and it links directly to her OF profile in the bio.

Why does it raise a red flag?
Because when a real model promotes herself online, it’s pretty rare to see her giving attention to other girls. They don’t usually retweet or share others’ content—after all, they’re competition.
But this account does. A lot.

That makes me think we might be looking at one of those networks running multiple fake profiles, using these tactics to gain exposure and grow.
Can I confirm it 100%? No. But something just doesn’t add up.

You know how I work: I share the content if it’s worth it, but unless I have clear proof a profile is legit, I’m not going to encourage you to subscribe to anything.
Not saying this is definitely the case—but I am saying it smells off.

That being said… check out the pics of this supposed favcunt. Because damn, she looks amazing.



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Just another day saving the world.

The scene is Power Bangers: A XXX Parody by Brazzers, and the actresses are Abigail Mac, Katrina Jade, and Kimmy Granger.

Below are a few links so you can watch more scenes they’ve starred in:

Abigail Mac videos

Katrina Jade videos

Kimmy Granger videos




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REAL OR AI? VINTAGE EROTICISM THAT TRICKS THE SENSES

These vintage-style photos look like they've been rediscovered from some forgotten drawer dating back to the 1930s or 40s. Everything is meticulously detailed: the lighting, the textures, even that subtly sensual vibe typical of erotic imagery from that era. They're so convincing, in fact, that it's quite challenging to realize they've actually been generated by artificial intelligence. Sure, there are small clues that give them away, but anyone who's not used to spotting such details might never even notice.

That's precisely the catch: AI is evolving so rapidly and subtly that we hardly notice how something previously unmistakably artificial can now easily pass for human. It’s like a slow, gradual change you only become aware of when it's already undeniable.

So sit back and enjoy these images blending nostalgia, sensuality, and artificial intelligence. Who would've thought the past and future could merge this seamlessly?



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If you're in such a hurry, you should've left earlier!

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AMATEUR FLESH: VENGEANCECHIRP

Nika-chan is 19 and a hardcore anime fan. Her thing with cosplay goes way beyond just dressing up — she becomes the character. When she's in costume, she’s not playing around. She is the role.

She’s into weird ideas, playful challenges, and anything that's a little off the beaten path. She loves getting messages, hearing bold suggestions, and vibing with people who have that same mix of geeky and twisted energy.
When she’s not slipping into a new character, she’s drawing, reading manga, or getting lost in her favorite music. She’s all about whatever sparks a feeling — a beat, a panel, or a cheeky message that hits just right.

If you're obsessed with a certain anime, into the schoolgirl, neko, or magical girl vibe, or just curious how far someone’s imagination can really go — Nika might just be what you’ve been looking for.



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Going once, going twice...

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THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS

Not long ago, virtual girls looked like clunky PlayStation 2 characters. Now, you see someone like Jude Montclair pop up on your feed and she looks just like a real model. A textbook MILF — the curves, the looks, the expressions — nothing about her feels fake. But Jude isn’t real. She’s 100% AI-generated.

And the visual side? That’s just the beginning. What comes next is what’s going to change everything.

Soon, you’ll be able to talk to her. Chat, send voice notes, and get replies in her voice, her tone, her style. And they won’t be generic answers — she’ll know you. She’ll learn what you like, how you write, when you’re down, and what turns you on. It’ll be like having a hyper-realistic virtual girlfriend, tailored just for you.

And I’m not talking about sex dolls or sci-fi fantasies. I mean fully personalized virtual experiences: video calls, sexting, real-time voice and reactions, affection, chemistry — everything you're looking for in a digital relationship, but fine-tuned by an AI that doesn’t get tired, doesn’t get jealous, doesn’t argue over dumb stuff, and is always there when you need her.
This isn’t just going to shake up the erotic content world. It’s going to flip human relationships on their head.

Because when millions of people start bonding emotionally and sexually with these AIs, the ones making money from selling attention online — OnlyFans girls, camgirls, streamers — they won’t be competing with other models anymore. Their biggest rival will be an algorithm that listens better, teases better, turns you on better, and makes you feel less alone.

And society? We might be heading into a whole new era of hardcore individualism. Because if you can have someone like Jude — who gets you, turns you on, and actually cares — without the drama, rejection, or emotional rollercoasters… why risk dealing with real people?

It’ll be explosive. But it might also be a silent bomb for how we experience connection.
We’re about to stop looking for relationships out there… and start building them inside a server.



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Musical chairs, but with a twist.

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