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MONDAY. TIME TO FIRE UP THE ENGINES

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A new week, new opportunities, and new excuses to get lost in what we truly enjoy. At ALRNCN, we know Mondays can be rough, but they also mark the beginning of everything that's coming. So sit back, relax, and let's get started. We've got five days ahead packed with pleasure, sex, temptations, curiosities, and plenty of entertainment.



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Looks like a jellyfish got him.

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THE MIRROR IS A DAMN LIAR

luzos, oscar, walter, david
The classic Snow White tale revolves around a magic mirror that always tells the truth about who's the fairest of them all. But now, with the new version starring Rachel Zegler as Snow White and Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen, everything goes straight to hell. Why? Because the mirror dares to claim Rachel is hotter than Gal—which literally no one believes. If there's one thing all guys worldwide agree on, it's that Gal Gadot is easily a thousand times sexier than Rachel Zegler.



So, how the hell does this happen? Here’s where the supposed philosophical symbolism kicks in: the mirror doesn't just measure physical beauty; it also values purity, goodness, and inner beauty. According to that logic, Rachel comes out ahead because she's supposedly got something Gal Gadot lacks in the film: a nobler, less envy-corrupted soul.

Bullshit! If Rachel Zegler has proven anything in recent months, it’s precisely how toxic, arrogant, and poisoned by cheap feminism her soul really is—oozing pretentiousness and superiority from every pore of her body.

The ideological trainwreck Disney has become in recent years finally hit rock bottom by casting someone like her to reboot one of the iconic stories from our childhood.

Therefore, I'm officially revoking all magical powers from that mirror, demoting it on behalf of the patriarchy, and hereby relegating its sole purpose to reflecting and holding suction cups.



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¡Que te jodan, Mickey Mouse!

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THE MILF AND HER BROTHER-IN-LAW

Lara Cruz had been out partying all night with some friends, enjoying a few drinks. When she got back to her room, she noticed someone in her bed. Assuming it was her boyfriend, she moved closer to wake him up, only to discover it wasn't him—it was her boyfriend's younger brother.

Surprise quickly turned into flirtation, accompanied by a bit more wine. A few compliments and some intense teasing led to passionate sex in front of the mirror. And not just in front of the mirror, but in front of a camera too. Thanks to that, we now get to enjoy watching Lara, an incredibly hot MILF, in full action.

Here you'll have access to the complete video, leaving almost nothing to the viewer’s imagination. Let's hope her boyfriend doesn't read this excerpt—and especially doesn't watch the video where his brother and girlfriend have such an explosive hookup.



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FRIDAY!

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RESTORING ORDER AND HARMONY IN THE UNIVERSE

eas, javi, julio, luis, lucas, walter, david
In Japanese mythology, legend has it that the sun goddess Amaterasu, upset by her brother’s constant pranks, hid herself away in a cave, plunging the world into darkness. To lure her out, the other gods threw a wild party right at the cave's entrance. In the middle of the celebration, the goddess Ame-no-Uzume began to dance provocatively and, according to some versions of the story, even masturbated in front of the cave. The bizarre and outrageous display caught Amaterasu’s curiosity, and she eventually stepped out—bringing light back to the world.

This myth shows how, in some ancient cultures, masturbation wasn’t just seen as natural—it was powerful enough to restore balance and harmony to the universe.



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The new neighbor. The one your wife can’t stand.

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THE GREATEST INVENTIONS: SUCTION CUPS

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Can you imagine the face of the man who invented the suction cup, now realizing how people attach them to rubber cocks for women to masturbate? Do you think he would be upset or perhaps proud?



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Drink, drink, drink!

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STARTING THE WEEK

walter, david
Yeah, it’s Monday again. But no worries — we’ve already got everything fired up and ready to go.
This week’s looking just like we like it: full of rhythm, curves, and good vibes. So sit back and relax — we’ve got the content covered.
The hardest part is getting started… after that, it’s all downhill.



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This is why they tell you to slide lying down.

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