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The cultural hegemony and political correctness of our time sets the bar when it comes to proper behaviors and how to be a nice person. Everything outside of this speech is morally reprehensible and you get immediately tagged or labeled. These labels are like the round stickers that they'd use in kindergarten to grade if a child is being nice or naughty.
But that trend is only to keep a virtual image of people. Everyone knows that when we're sitting at home, we do as we please.

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The slow motion video of the day.

➡️ Let's do real, be real with Tantaly, the sex doll torso leader

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: EMILY RAY


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The appetizers.

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THE EROTICISM OF OLEG HERZEL

Oleg Herzel, a French-Russian photographer based in Paris, has been making waves for over 15 years with his work in the world of artistic and fashion photography.
His portfolio stands out with dedicated sections on artistic nudes and bondage, where he mixes natural light with carefully composed shots to create images that are both sensual and thought-provoking.

Herzel presents himself as a photographer deeply focused on exploring human sensuality through art, blending traditional techniques with a modern lens to question how we portray desire and intimacy today.



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A brand-new tree.

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: JANEMEOW

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JANEMEOW~BKK🇹🇭 2002 | INFJ
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Put the phone down when you're on your bike.

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FIELD SOBRIETY TESTS

In the US, it’s pretty common for cops to run a few physical tests before even pulling out the breathalyzer. These are called field sobriety tests, and they’re not just for show — officers need reasonable suspicion to move to the next step, and these checks help them spot signs that someone might be under the influence.

• One-Leg Stand: lift one leg and try to keep your balance for about 30 seconds. Sounds easy… until you’ve had a few drinks.
• Walk and Turn: walk in a straight line, heel-to-toe, turn, and walk back. It’s all about coordination.
• Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus: follow a light with your eyes without moving your head. If your eyes twitch in a weird way, that’s a big red flag.

There are more tests, but these three are usually enough to tell if you’re good to drive… or not.



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The dangers of leaving glue open.

This is Cadey Mercury — and here you can check out a few of her scenes.




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LEARN TO COOK

Cooking tutorials that won't actually teach you how to cook. This, in itself, is a paradox, which becomes clear as soon as you start watching the videos.



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Spectacular entry.

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ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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The guys at the next table.

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