JUST A MINUTE, MORON! I ONLY NEED A MINUTE TO FINISH!

Disco bouncers have a bad name and I suppose there are reasons for that... not just because they may deny you the entry or may treat you as a piece of shit... but also because, when you're inside the disco, they don't let you do many things...



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“Crème caramel” or the new erotica.



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A SERIES OF COINCIDENCES

Life sometimes feels like a twisted script, with coincidences so improbable they seem suspicious. Picture a truck on a highway and the Google Maps car passing by just as a woman is giving the driver a blowjob. If that wasn’t unusual enough, someone later stumbles upon this scene while casually browsing Maps in the middle of nowhere.

The alignment of these events requires such cosmic precision that it feels unbelievable: convincing someone to give you a blowjob while driving, having the Google car pass at that exact moment, and then someone finding it by browsing a random highway. Seriously, who’s scrolling through highways on Google Maps? It’s hard not to wonder if this is just pure coincidence or something premeditated. A covert marketing stunt by Sixt, perhaps? Who knows. You tell me.



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Is she doing what we all think she’s doing?

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WHERE IS DAD

- Mom, where is dad?
- I don't know, son. I only saw him once, and I got off the bus earlier, so I don't even know where he stopped at.



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Wonder Woman.

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IMPROVISED TRIO OF HOMELESS PEOPLE

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When you lose your home and live on the streets, any corner of the city becomes your bedroom.



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Surprise egg.

She is Haley Reed, and through this link, you can see several of her scenes.




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IF YOU DON'T SEE THEM, THEY CAN'T SEE YOU

When desire takes over, everything else fades away. It’s not that you don’t know there are people around—you just don’t care. In that moment, impulse outweighs common sense, and discretion is the first to go. Only when things cool down, or when someone comes to call you out, do you maybe remember that the world was still there, watching in shock at what you were doing.



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Crazy eyes.

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KETCHUP STAIN

It depends on the type of stain and the fabric of the garment. In many cases, rubbing can help remove stains, but you should be careful not to damage the fabric, as rubbing too hard can wear it out or spread the stain.



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A good drink.

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SOMETIMES YOU DON’T NEED TO TALK

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Sometimes you don’t need to talk. You don’t need to explain, or look for answers.
Sometimes all it takes is someone going down on you like they mean it, and letting you know—without saying a word—“I’ve got you. You’re not alone.”
It won’t fix the world, but it sure as hell makes it easier to deal with.
And hey, some days, that’s all you need.



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Run! Run! Run!

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