MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL247

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THE AGE OF FILTERS #22

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I have a whole folder full of these videos with this kind of filters, and while they were all the rage a couple of years ago, now they feel completely outdated. It’s crazy how fast everything moves. I’ll be clearing them out soon because, without a doubt, these videos are now a thing of the past.



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Si al entrar en nuestro Canal de Telegram te aparece un mensaje de que el contenido es para adultos y no puedes ver nada, entonces es que tienes activada la protección para adultos.
Tienes que ir a la versión web del Telegram https://web.telegram.org e identificarte, si no lo estás ya. En la configuración, en la sección "Privacidad", buscar la opción "Matjohnperiales sensibles" y activar "Desactivar restricciones". En cuanto lo hagas, el ajuste se sincronizará automáticamente con el resto de tus aplicaciones, incluidas las versiones para iOS y macOS de la App Store.
A partir de ahí ya podrás entrar en todos los Canales para adultos.




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IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...

The princess has spent far too long behind golden walls. They taught her how to obey, how to represent, how to exist—but never how to live. As the stars burn above her world and the Empire tightens its grip, she no longer dreams of peace or power. She dreams of freedom.

War threatens to wipe out the bloodline that has ruled her planet for generations. Tensions rise, restrictions grow harsher, and all signs point to a dead end. But the princess refuses to let her fate be written for her. One night, with nothing but her will, she slips away aboard a merchant ship.
They catch her. The Empire moves fast. But what looks like the end of her story… turns out to be the beginning.

Far from the palace, far from duty, far from everything expected of her, the princess discovers another kind of life. A life that’s intense. Forbidden. Stolen.

And for the first time ever… it’s hers.



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One day, you’ll run into them—in a shop, in a mall, or down the aisle of some random supermarket. Trust me. It’s just a matter of time.

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THE FIRST WIRELESS VIBRATORS

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While electric vibrators had existed since the late 19th century, for decades, they were large, noisy, and required a power outlet, making them anything but discreet or convenient. That all changed in the 1960s with advancements in rechargeable battery technology and portable devices. This innovation led to the first wireless vibrators, eliminating the need for cords and making them far more practical and accessible. Since then, the technology has continued to evolve. Today, vibrators feature ergonomic designs, whisper-quiet motors, and even app connectivity for personalized experiences. But it all started with that first wireless model, marking the beginning of a new era in female sexuality.



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SPRING GETS DR. SENSUAL ALL WORKED UP

Spring is here—though the rain won’t let up and the sun’s been hiding through these gloomy March days. Still, this season brings a little joy: temps are rising, clothes are shrinking, and our bodies? Well, they’re asking for action. Hormones go wild this time of year.

And if there’s something worth celebrating, Loverfans knows it. For a limited time, you’ll get a 30% bonus on every subscription you generate. Thousands of women are waiting, including Dr. Sensualherself—a stunning MILF who’ll keep your blood pressure under control… or maybe make it skyrocket.





From insatiable MILFs to playful girls in their twenties ready to help you reach your happy place—this spring, take a little stroll through Loverfans and see everything they’ve got in store for you.




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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL321

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Back in 2009, a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that female masturbation could actually help relieve headaches.
What’s interesting is that many women in the study didn’t avoid sex or masturbation when they had migraines—they actively sought out orgasm to ease the pain. Turns out, the endorphins released during climax work as natural painkillers.

So next time you hear the classic “not tonight, I’ve got a headache,” remember—it might actually be the perfect reason to go for it. And if anyone asks, just say you read it on ALRNCN.

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THE MIRROR IS A DAMN LIAR

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The classic Snow White tale revolves around a magic mirror that always tells the truth about who's the fairest of them all. But now, with the new version starring Rachel Zegler as Snow White and Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen, everything goes straight to hell. Why? Because the mirror dares to claim Rachel is hotter than Gal—which literally no one believes. If there's one thing all guys worldwide agree on, it's that Gal Gadot is easily a thousand times sexier than Rachel Zegler.



So, how the hell does this happen? Here’s where the supposed philosophical symbolism kicks in: the mirror doesn't just measure physical beauty; it also values purity, goodness, and inner beauty. According to that logic, Rachel comes out ahead because she's supposedly got something Gal Gadot lacks in the film: a nobler, less envy-corrupted soul.

Bullshit! If Rachel Zegler has proven anything in recent months, it’s precisely how toxic, arrogant, and poisoned by cheap feminism her soul really is—oozing pretentiousness and superiority from every pore of her body.

The ideological trainwreck Disney has become in recent years finally hit rock bottom by casting someone like her to reboot one of the iconic stories from our childhood.

Therefore, I'm officially revoking all magical powers from that mirror, demoting it on behalf of the patriarchy, and hereby relegating its sole purpose to reflecting and holding suction cups.



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¡Que te jodan, Mickey Mouse!

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