MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL317

I hope your week has been at least somewhat entertaining, thanks to ALRNCN. Nothing would make me happier. Well, maybe a few things would—like checking the lottery and finding out I’m a millionaire, or a Dubai sheikh deciding to fund me just for fun, waking up to breakfast in bed prepared by Margot Robbie in lingerie, or Elon Musk randomly wiring me a couple of million just “for the lols.” Or even bumping into Angela White, having her twist her ankle, bringing her home to ice it, and then getting absolutely ravaged by her as a thank-you. That too.

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THE GREATEST INVENTIONS: SUCTION CUPS

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Can you imagine the face of the man who invented the suction cup, now realizing how people attach them to rubber cocks for women to masturbate? Do you think he would be upset or perhaps proud?



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THE FIRST WIRELESS VIBRATORS

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While electric vibrators had existed since the late 19th century, for decades, they were large, noisy, and required a power outlet, making them anything but discreet or convenient. That all changed in the 1960s with advancements in rechargeable battery technology and portable devices. This innovation led to the first wireless vibrators, eliminating the need for cords and making them far more practical and accessible. Since then, the technology has continued to evolve. Today, vibrators feature ergonomic designs, whisper-quiet motors, and even app connectivity for personalized experiences. But it all started with that first wireless model, marking the beginning of a new era in female sexuality.



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SUCTION CUPS: BEYOND INDUSTRIAL USE

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A suction cup is a device that uses suction to adhere to smooth, non-porous surfaces by creating a pressure difference between its interior and the surrounding environment. In industrial applications, it is used in handling and automation systems to grip, move, or position objects without mechanical clamps. It plays a key role in robotics, production lines, packaging, and assembly, making it easier to handle materials such as glass, metal, plastic, and cardboard. It is also widely used in the automotive industry to lift delicate parts and in construction for installing large glass panels and cladding.



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YOU’LL BE WATCHING AI-GENERATED CONTENT WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT

A lot of people claim they’re against AI-generated porn. They see it as fake, cold, and soulless—like desire needs some kind of “authenticity certificate” to feel real. But the truth is, we’re this close to a point where none of that will matter. The level of realism that’s coming is so insane that neither you, nor me, nor anyone else will be able to tell if that woman on screen is made of flesh and blood… or pure code.

And we’re not just talking about polished, studio-level productions. Even the so-called amateur stuff is getting in on the game. That homemade vibe—the shaky camera, the phone in hand, the casual lighting—all of it can be faked. And it will be faked. Just like a forged painting crafted by a master—most people won’t notice the difference. That’s where porn is headed. The human eye just won’t be enough anymore.



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PROMOTING THE READING HABIT

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We need to do everything we can to boost book sales. A well-read country is a wiser and more cultured one. Everyone should contribute in their own way. Here’s my small part.



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NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN MASTURBATION

Same year, same month, same day, same exact time—but opposite hemispheres.
Because our planet tilts about 23.5 degrees on its axis, these two girls are touching themselves simultaneously but in completely different seasons. While one explores her body surrounded by snow and sub-zero temperatures, on the other side of the world, the other enjoys a hot beach day, feeling the summer breeze and warm sun on her skin.

And that concludes today's rather unique Natural Science lesson.



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