MY NAME IS SOFIE AND I'M GOING TO BE YOUR WAITRESS

How nice and pretty is the new waitress, but she's so slow at serving though. Where is she now?

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➡️ Let's do real, be real with Tantaly, the sex doll torso leader

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ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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The guys at the next table.

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RECORDING IN FITTING ROOMS VOL5

Being allowed to sneak into the fitting rooms while they do their thing is the greatest social progress in the first world since the eight-hour workday.



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For Apple users
You might have noticed that when attempting to join our Telegram Channel you get a message that flags our content as sensitive content, which ends up not letting you see anything; this means you have the parental control activated.
This means you have to go to the web version of Telegram https://web.telegram.org and log in, if you are not already. In the settings, in the "Privacy" section, find the option "Sensitive content" and activate "Disable filtnuartofcheng". As soon as you do, the Settings will automatically sync with the rest of your devices, including the iOS and macOS versions of the App Store.
From there you will be able to enter all the Adult Channels.




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RANDOM AI-GENERATED IMAGES VOL11

Like it or not, AI has officially learned how to play with our fantasies. And it does it with almost offensive precision — smooth skin, hypnotic gazes, teasing poses, and bodies crafted to perfection. No models, no cameras. Just pure algorithmic magic.

They may not be real, but the way they make us feel? That part’s very real. And that says a lot. Because behind every image, there’s a question that lingers: is this just the beginning? If AI can generate this kind of visual fantasy now, what will it be capable of in one, five, or ten years?

For now, the only thing that’s clear is this digital fantasy isn’t going anywhere. So stop overthinking it and just enjoy.



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This is how people who don’t visit ALRNCN start their week.

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TIK HOT VOL202

If you don’t come back tomorrow for more after seeing this, I honestly have no idea what else to do to hook you, make you crave it, or turn you into a regular. Between you and me, marketing was never my thing.



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Curling.

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CARIBBEAN PIRATES

The real Caribbean pirates were a whole different breed than the Hollywood kind—though just as savage. They ruled the seas between the 17th and 18th centuries, especially around the Gulf of Mexico, the Antilles, and the northern coast of South America. These guys were rogue sailors, ex-soldiers, or just hustlers who saw piracy as a fast (and seriously dangerous) way to get rich.

They attacked ships loaded with gold, silver, rum, sugar, and anything valuable coming from the American colonies to Europe. Some worked solo, but many were privateers—basically pirates with government permission to rob enemy ships.

Bartholomew "Blackbeard" (Edward Teach) was one of the most feared. He tied smoking fuses into his beard to look even scarier. With smoke pouring from his face, he looked more like a demon from hell than a Disney pirate.
Anne Bonny and Mary Read disguised themselves as men to join pirate crews. They fought like anyone else and didn’t mess around. And Calico Jack became known for his iconic flag (the classic skull with crossed swords) and for sailing alongside Anne and Mary. Spoiler: he ended up hanging by the neck.

The pirate life was brutal. Scurvy, betrayals, brawls, rotten food, and no showers in sight. But there was also a kind of pirate democracy—they voted for their captain, split the loot fairly, and had their own rules, including punishing crew members who stole from each other.
Once they started hitting ships without caring about flags, the major European powers got fed up and hunted them down almost to extinction by the early 18th century.

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Training both body and mind.

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: LUNAFIT

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✨the less I wear, better I look |👇if you don’t trust me



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My friends: "You can't let her treat you like that. You need to put her in her place."
Me: "Sit down. We need to talk."






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