NARCISSISM AND SOCIALMEDIA VOL31

There’s a new kind of urban wildlife out there—one you won’t see in nature documentaries, but you’ll recognize instantly. They set up their phone on a lamppost, a trash can, or a mini tripod, and then the show begins. Dances, intense stares in the middle of a crosswalk, every move calculated like the whole world’s just waiting for their next TikTok.





We’ve all seen them. And at first, you might try to look away. But eventually, it becomes impossible not to stare—caught somewhere between disbelief and secondhand embarrassment. That moment when they freeze in front of a shop window, pull out their phone, and strike their best angle like they’re the only person on Earth.
And you, the unlucky bystander to this performance, can only do one thing: feel awkward for them. For yourself. For all of us. Because that second when you lock eyes with someone dancing in total silence while their phone records—it sticks with you more than the rest of your walk.

So don’t feel bad if these videos make your soul shrink a little. You’re allowed. This is raw, unfiltered street cringe at its finest.

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God punished you for being a dirty girl.

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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT

A little blush, a bit of lipstick, some eyeliner here or a touch of concealer there—fair enough. But this? This is a whole different level. You’ve transformed like a Pokémon evolution.



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The slow-motion shot of the day.

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NOT MY BUSINESS. ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

It's not entirely clear what's going on here. It might seem like the police car was chasing the other vehicle, but if you pay close attention, at the beginning of the video, there's another white car making the same move, exiting at the same spot. So maybe the driver realized he was blocking the police car and was just trying to get out of the way by taking the same exit. Who knows? Both possibilities seem valid. Whatever the case, the driver certainly isn't stopping to ask the officer if he's okay—he probably doesn't want to end up taking the blame himself.



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Stealing the bride's spotlight.

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INCORRECT BINGO

When someone calls an incorrect bingo, reactions can vary. Some players laugh, others sigh in frustration at the interruption, and the most competitive ones relish the mistake. In more informal events or games with bets involved, the penalty can go beyond public embarrassment—buying a round of drinks, singing a ridiculous song, or even taking on a more risqué challenge if the atmosphere is particularly lively.



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Waiting for the doctor.

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MID-AIR COLLISION INVOLVING THE FRENCH AEROBATIC TEAM

On March 25, two Alpha Jets from the Patrouille de France—the French Air Force’s aerobatic display team—collided mid-air during a training exercise near Air Base 113 in Saint-Dizier, eastern France. The two jets were performing maneuvers alongside four other aircraft when the incident occurred.

Both pilots and a passenger managed to eject in time and were found conscious. One of the jets crashed into a silo, causing an explosion, while the other went down in a nearby wooded and marshy area.

Authorities praised the pilots’ professionalism, claiming their actions prevented greater harm to civilians. But if you watch the footage, the story looks very different: the pilots eject instantly, bailing out as soon as the collision happens. They didn’t control anything—and realistically, it’s doubtful they even could in that situation. The fact that no one else was hurt seems more like pure luck than skilled maneuvering.



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When you see the new nanny arriving and suddenly those rush-to-the-theater vibes just vanish.

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EMERGENCY ROOM

I swear at the beginning of the video I thought it was a baby's head, and I was like—how can that even happen? Did they have it chained up by a collar inside a cage? How the hell did it end up there? But nope, turns out that's not what it was.



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Immobilization techniques.

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THE SPECTACLE OF PRO WRESTLING

POV: Wrestlers don’t actually get hurt. It’s all fake.
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Today's slow-motion highlight.

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