NAVAL BATTLE

Centuries ago, there were many battles at sea. Battles to control trade routes, to invade territories or pirates' pillages. Nowadays, this has luckily changed. There're battles too, but these aren't as violent as they were.



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Rover Curiosity. Price: $800 million.
Equipment to operate with Curiosity. Price: $1,000 million.
Getting Curiosity to Mars. Price: $2,500 million.
Curiosity drawing, accidentally, a cock on the planet's surface... that has no price!

AMATEUR FLESH: PEACHES_N_DREAM

According to her Reddit bio, peaches_n_dream loves unicorns, helicopters, and long walks in the desert. So, if you're planning on winning her heart, now you know exactly what to do.



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Autonomous driving.

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ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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The guys at the next table.

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AMATEUR FLESH: YANKA

We’re wrapping up Friday with Yanka’s homemade pics and videos. Catch you back here on Monday, ready to kick off a new week and keep sharing the best stuff we stumble upon online.



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It’s Friday!

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AMATEUR FLESH: MEI KOU

Mei Kou can be whoever you want her to be. Do you love Princess Peach? She could be Peach. Do you want Bowser? She can be Browser. Whoever you want.



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Kamasutra Extrem.

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TIME TO START NORMALIZING IT

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Let’s be real… we love sex. If it were up to us, we’d be doing it every day. Multiple times, even. So how the hell is it possible that we don’t all have a sex doll at home?

What’s going on here? Is it the money? Could be—good ones don’t come cheap. Is it the taboo? Maybe. The judgment? Definitely. You hear stuff like, “That’s for weirdos,” “It’s not the same,” or “I don’t need that.” Come on, man. By that logic, you wouldn’t jerk off either because “it’s not the same.” And we both know you do.
It’s like someone telling you not to get a microwave because real cooking should be slow and traditional. Cool, I get it—but I want my microwave and my slow-cooked meals too. It’s all part of the package!

It’s about time we start normalizing this. Because if it’s not the money, it’s the shame. And if it’s not the shame, it’s the fear of what people might say. And you just can’t go through life like that.



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Obsession.

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: CHEYENNE PEACH

Cheyenne Peach
UK 🇬🇧
Model, Actress, Dancer.



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Remember that whole obsession with washing our hands?

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