Published on 2014/04/29

NUTS MAGAZINE TO CLOSE :(

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After the bad news of Front Mag's closure, now it's the turn of Nuts, a magazine that published so many new faces and boobs for 10 years.
The reason? Quite obvious. Nobody buys this kind of magazines having so much sex on the Internet. Nuts lost a million buyers and the project was no longer profitable.
The worst of all: the website could close too. It's so difficult nowadays to get subscriptions.

Let's see the stuff made by Nuts that SeñorX sent to me. Photos and videos made by them during all this time, as a tribute. Contradictory enough, it's a tribute which partially caused the closure of the mag...

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FIELD SOBRIETY TESTS

In the US, it’s pretty common for cops to run a few physical tests before even pulling out the breathalyzer. These are called field sobriety tests, and they’re not just for show — officers need reasonable suspicion to move to the next step, and these checks help them spot signs that someone might be under the influence.

One-Leg Stand: lift one leg and try to keep your balance for about 30 seconds. Sounds easy… until you’ve had a few drinks.
Walk and Turn: walk in a straight line, heel-to-toe, turn, and walk back. It’s all about coordination.
Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus: follow a light with your eyes without moving your head. If your eyes twitch in a weird way, that’s a big red flag.

There are more tests, but these three are usually enough to tell if you’re good to drive… or not.

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The dangers of leaving glue open.

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AI IS FINDING YOU A GIRLFRIEND

Matchmakers were women who specialized in arranging marriages, acting as intermediaries between families to find suitable partners. Their role was crucial in many cultures throughout history, especially in societies where arranged marriages prioritized social, economic, and familial compatibility over romantic love.

Across different eras and regions, these women had specific names:

In medieval and Renaissance Europe, they were known as matchmakers or celestinas, like the character in La Celestina by Fernando de Rojas.
In China, the "Mei Po" (媒婆) played a key role in arranged marriage traditions.
In Russia and Eastern Europe, "svakha" were women specialized in finding partners for young people.
In the Jewish tradition, "shadchanim" were professional matchmakers responsible for arranging marriages within the community.

Their work wasn’t just about pairing couples; they also negotiated dowries, ensured compatibility, and made sure the marriage was beneficial for both families. While their role has faded in many societies, matchmakers still exist today, especially in religious communities or cultures where arranged marriages remain a common practice.

Now, let’s ask AI to find you a girlfriend—let’s see what it comes up with and if you like any of the options.

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AMATEUR FLESH: DUCKIE

Duckie is a true lingerie lover. Women who appreciate lingerie have a distinct style—sophisticated, detail-oriented, and with a refined taste. It’s not just about wearing something pretty; it’s about the feeling, the attitude, the pleasure of choosing well. They care about quality, the small details, and how each piece makes them feel. They’re not dressing to impress anyone—they do it for themselves. For them, lingerie is more than just underwear; it’s a way to express who they are, with elegance, confidence, and that natural touch of sensuality.

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For once, the surprise isn’t inside the box.

She is actress Georgie Lyall, and in this link, you can check out many of her scenes.

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FIGHTING A FASCISM THAT ONLY EXISTS IN THEIR HEADS

Some people are obsessed with seeing fascism everywhere. They call it out in governments, laws, and pretty much any opinion they don’t like. “Fascist alert!” they cry. But real fascism, the textbook kind, is crystal clear: it’s all about force. About using the State as a weapon—extreme nationalism, a cult of personality, militarism, systematic suppression of freedoms, a single-party rule. And let’s be honest: that’s just not happening in Europe or the US today.

The irony? The only real violence I’m seeing comes from the very people claiming to fight fascism. They’re the ones yelling, pointing fingers, getting aggressive, and trying to shut you down if you don’t agree with them. And no matter how they dress it up, that reeks of authoritarianism too.

So when I see images like these from FEMEN, I can’t help but wonder: are they protesting something real, or just fighting a monster they made up in their heads?

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Slow-mo of the day.

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ANASTASIA MITINA FOR ANA DIAS

The brilliant photographer Ana Dias delivers pure visual magic once again, this time starring the stunning Anastasia Mitina in a shoot for Playboy Netherlands.

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If I’d known, I wouldn’t have come upstairs.

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SLAVE LEIA OUTFIT

Carrie Fisher hated the metal bikini she had to wear as Jabba’s prisoner.
The famous “Slave Leia outfit” from Return of the Jedi was as uncomfortable as it was revealing. Parts of it were made of rigid metal, making it nearly impossible to move or sit normally. Every time Carrie leaned back, the costume would shift and expose more than intended, so the crew had to constantly fix it between takes.

Over time, the outfit—originally meant to sexualize the character—became an iconic (and very controversial) symbol of the saga. Carrie despised it, but with her signature biting humor, she took ownership of it and made sure everyone knew Leia was more than just a pretty face chained to a giant slug.

When Disney bought Lucasfilm, they began "cleaning up" the franchise’s image—and the golden bikini was one of the first things to go. For years, it had been a pop culture symbol (and a recurring fan fantasy), but Disney’s new direction wasn’t having it. In 2015, they stopped producing official figures, posters, and merch featuring the outfit, and many online stores pulled it from their shelves. The official line? They didn’t want to sexualize such an important female character… even though they’d been selling exactly that for decades.

The Slave Leia look even made it to Friends. In one of the show’s most iconic scenes, Ross tells Rachel that his biggest fantasy is seeing her dressed like Princess Leia—with the infamous bikini, of course. What starts as a punchline ends up confirming that the look had officially reached pop culture status, right up there with the most recognizable Halloween costumes.

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A beautiful moment from Bad Gyal making it easier for her deaf fans to read her lips.

Also—anyone out there who knows sign language and can help us figure out what this other girl is saying?

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