THE ALTERNATIVE CHRISTMAS OF ALRNCN

Christmas, that time of year filled with lights, hugs, and carols, seems to come with a universal protocol. We’re all supposed to live it under the same rules: joy, love, family unity, and that fairytale-like atmosphere that wraps everything up for a few weeks. But if you really think about it, is that always the case?




Christmas isn’t just one thing. For some, it’s the culmination of the year, shared in an embrace with loved ones. For others, it’s a reminder of absences or simply an excuse to disconnect from the noise of daily life. Some see it as a festival of indulgence and gifts, while others choose to ignore it entirely. Everyone shapes it in their own way, giving it their own meaning and emotional weight.

Let’s be honest: everything beautiful in life has its contrast. Love wouldn’t be as intense without the shadow of hate. Gifts wouldn’t hold the same value if we didn’t know they might not be there. And the joy of this season wouldn’t taste as sweet without that touch of melancholy. In the end, Christmas is a balancing act: between what you have and what you desire, between what you give and what you keep, between the good and the bad.




So, why stick to the classic Christmas script? Maybe your version is dancing alone with your dog at home, sharing a drink with friends at a random bar, or simply treating it as just another day. There’s no right or wrong way to celebrate it—only the way that feels right to you.

Christmas is whatever you want it to be. Filled with love, hate, laughter, tears, gifts, absences… all at once or none of it. Because, in the end, that’s the real Christmas spirit: finding your own balance between the lights and the shadows and deciding what it means to you.

Merry Christmas, friend of ALRNCN.

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Nothing up my sleeve. Nothing over here. Abracadabra!

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ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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The guys at the next table.

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FIGHTING A FASCISM THAT ONLY EXISTS IN THEIR HEADS

Some people are obsessed with seeing fascism everywhere. They call it out in governments, laws, and pretty much any opinion they don’t like. “Fascist alert!” they cry. But real fascism, the textbook kind, is crystal clear: it’s all about force. About using the State as a weapon—extreme nationalism, a cult of personality, militarism, systematic suppression of freedoms, a single-party rule. And let’s be honest: that’s just not happening in Europe or the US today.

The irony? The only real violence I’m seeing comes from the very people claiming to fight fascism. They’re the ones yelling, pointing fingers, getting aggressive, and trying to shut you down if you don’t agree with them. And no matter how they dress it up, that reeks of authoritarianism too.

So when I see images like these from FEMEN, I can’t help but wonder: are they protesting something real, or just fighting a monster they made up in their heads?



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AMATEUR MEAT: RILEY

Riley is 22 years old, from New Zealand, and wants to be your new girlfriend.



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When She Gets on Top

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: LUNAFIT

LunaFit
💫25 | 🔥fitness & fun
✨the less I wear, better I look |👇if you don’t trust me



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My friends: "You can't let her treat you like that. You need to put her in her place."
Me: "Sit down. We need to talk."






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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: SHARI CAMPBELL

Shari Campbell
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You have to try them!

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AMATEUR FLESH: SUZANNA 2K25

A lover of all things aesthetic, anime fan, and with more creativity than filters on Instagram—Suzanna isn’t just great in front of the camera, she’s also dreaming of directing her own steamy anime someday.
Between One-Punch Man, Attack on Titan, and her own 18+ fantasies, this girl blends sweetness and spice like it’s an art form.

While she plans her dream trip to Japan and Korea, we get to enjoy a sneak peek.



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Never miss a chance to drop a solid reel.

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