THE ONLYFANS CHANNEL OF VITALY

YouTuber Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, that young Russian who became famous around 2012 thanks to, among other videos, those hidden camera ones where he pretended to be a Russian hitman and delivered a briefcase, has created an OnlyFans channel where he shares videos like this one you'll see now.
Back in the day, there was viral footage of him failing in a scene in the BangBros van, and that might have been haunting him all these years, so to make amends and clear the air, perhaps he's filming porn to show that it was just an isolated incident.

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THE MIRROR IS A DAMN LIAR

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The classic Snow White tale revolves around a magic mirror that always tells the truth about who's the fairest of them all. But now, with the new version starring Rachel Zegler as Snow White and Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen, everything goes straight to hell. Why? Because the mirror dares to claim Rachel is hotter than Gal—which literally no one believes. If there's one thing all guys worldwide agree on, it's that Gal Gadot is easily a thousand times sexier than Rachel Zegler.



So, how the hell does this happen? Here’s where the supposed philosophical symbolism kicks in: the mirror doesn't just measure physical beauty; it also values purity, goodness, and inner beauty. According to that logic, Rachel comes out ahead because she's supposedly got something Gal Gadot lacks in the film: a nobler, less envy-corrupted soul.

Bullshit! If Rachel Zegler has proven anything in recent months, it’s precisely how toxic, arrogant, and poisoned by cheap feminism her soul really is—oozing pretentiousness and superiority from every pore of her body.

The ideological trainwreck Disney has become in recent years finally hit rock bottom by casting someone like her to reboot one of the iconic stories from our childhood.

Therefore, I'm officially revoking all magical powers from that mirror, demoting it on behalf of the patriarchy, and hereby relegating its sole purpose to reflecting and holding suction cups.



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COOKING SHOW MADE IN JAPAN

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STUDY BOOST

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A 2022 study from the University of Göttingen (Germany) found that masturbation can actually improve memory retention and learning. How? Turns out orgasms activate several areas of the brain — including the hippocampus, which is directly linked to memory and information processing.

The theory is that during masturbation, the release of neurotransmitters like dopamine and oxytocin creates the perfect chemical environment to lock in knowledge and boost learning.
Basically, a good wank might do more for your grades than forcing yourself to study with a fried brain.



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Girl, cover yourself! You’re about to flash the whole world.

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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL325

Masturbation is for hotties. Just like smiling for no reason, dancing without needing an excuse, being kind without expecting anything back, or helping a grandma cross the street even if you're running late.

Being a babe isn’t just about looks — it’s a vibe. It’s that free, bold energy that lights you up from the inside. And yeah, it includes touching yourself, knowing what turns you on, and giving yourself pleasure without shame or permission.

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It’s Friday, and your body knows it.

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REAL DOLL, NO. T-800, YES.

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Funny how things change depending on who's holding the toy.

These days, it’s totally normal to see girls using full-on sex machines during their shows. We're talking serious mechanical beasts here — a steel rod, a motor, a dildo at the end, pumping back and forth like some dystopian T-800 fuckbot. And the vibe? Empowerment. Freedom. A woman fully owning her pleasure. All good.

But when it's guys who pull out their toys, suddenly the whole story flips. Now you're the creep. The sad loner. The dude who couldn’t get laid and ended up ordering a sex doll online — silky hair, big dreamy eyes, firm tits, perfect ass, and smelling like vanilla.

Think about it: they can ride a machine that looks like a stripped-down Terminator and it's hailed as sexual liberation. We get something that actually looks human, and boom — we’re one step away from a padded cell.

Funny how that works, right?



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AI GETS BETTER BY THE DAY

When it comes to images, AI has reached a point where it’s not just learning from millions of real photos—it’s also learning from the images it creates itself. What does that mean? It enters a kind of feedback loop: it generates an image → analyzes it → learns from what worked (or didn’t) → and then the next one comes out even sharper.

It’s basically training itself, constantly refining the tiniest details: more realistic textures, cleaner lighting, better anatomy. And the more it creates, the more it understands what clicks and what doesn’t. It doesn’t need a human to say “this looks good” or “this is off”—every image is a new chance to level up.

The wildest part? That improvement doesn’t take months. It takes days. Seriously. An image it makes today can already make last week’s look outdated.



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