ZOMBIE FELLATIO. JEFF PROCTOR

Jeff Proctor is an illustrator, a zombies lover and author of these drawings.







And here the link to his website, where you'll find more illustrations.

ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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The guys at the next table.

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REAL OR AI? VINTAGE EROTICISM THAT TRICKS THE SENSES

These vintage-style photos look like they've been rediscovered from some forgotten drawer dating back to the 1930s or 40s. Everything is meticulously detailed: the lighting, the textures, even that subtly sensual vibe typical of erotic imagery from that era. They're so convincing, in fact, that it's quite challenging to realize they've actually been generated by artificial intelligence. Sure, there are small clues that give them away, but anyone who's not used to spotting such details might never even notice.

That's precisely the catch: AI is evolving so rapidly and subtly that we hardly notice how something previously unmistakably artificial can now easily pass for human. It’s like a slow, gradual change you only become aware of when it's already undeniable.

So sit back and enjoy these images blending nostalgia, sensuality, and artificial intelligence. Who would've thought the past and future could merge this seamlessly?



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If you're in such a hurry, you should've left earlier!

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THE EROTIC TOUCH OF ALEXEY CHEPIK

Alexey is a Russian photographer who’s been focusing on nude art since 2018. Over the years, he’s done tons of photo sessions, but has only shared a small part of his work so far. Now he feels it’s the right time to finally show the rest to the world.

One thing’s clear: you won’t find any random or spontaneous shots in his portfolio. His approach is all about chasing beauty and aesthetics in every frame—each image is carefully crafted, loaded with visual emotion and a distinct sense of style.



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Karma.

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AMATEUR FLESH: MEI KOU

Mei Kou can be whoever you want her to be. Do you love Princess Peach? She could be Peach. Do you want Bowser? She can be Browser. Whoever you want.



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Kamasutra Extrem.

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AMATEUR FLESH: VENGEANCECHIRP

Nika-chan is 19 and a hardcore anime fan. Her thing with cosplay goes way beyond just dressing up — she becomes the character. When she's in costume, she’s not playing around. She is the role.

She’s into weird ideas, playful challenges, and anything that's a little off the beaten path. She loves getting messages, hearing bold suggestions, and vibing with people who have that same mix of geeky and twisted energy.
When she’s not slipping into a new character, she’s drawing, reading manga, or getting lost in her favorite music. She’s all about whatever sparks a feeling — a beat, a panel, or a cheeky message that hits just right.

If you're obsessed with a certain anime, into the schoolgirl, neko, or magical girl vibe, or just curious how far someone’s imagination can really go — Nika might just be what you’ve been looking for.



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Going once, going twice...

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THE PHOTOGRAPHY OF NICK HALLING

Nick Halling lives in Essex, where his life and career revolve entirely around photography. Driven by an unwavering passion for capturing the human essence, he specializes in portrait and model photography, applying a distinctive approach that highlights the personality and emotions of his subjects. His portfolio spans both color and black-and-white photography, utilizing each style to craft powerful and meaningful images.



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On repeat.

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