Published on 2025/04/01
BORN IN RUSSIA
Being born here or there, into a rich or poor family, is so incredibly random that sometimes we forget just how much life resembles a roll of the dice—one we don't even get to throw ourselves. Think about it: coming into this world is literally the universe’s biggest lottery, and it's absurd how something we have absolutely zero control over defines us from day one.
Some people land straight into mansions with swimming pools, surrounded by privileges they never even asked for. Others are born between bare walls and leaking roofs, facing limited chances from the moment they open their eyes. And here's the kicker: no one earned the conditions they're born into. There’s no merit, no initial effort—just pure chance.
Whether we're born lucky or unlucky massively shapes our paths: education, health, opportunities, even our dreams and aspirations. Sure, there are those who preach that "where there’s a will, there’s a way," but reality is much harsher. Our randomly assigned starting point can either turbocharge our lives or slam on the brakes right from the start.
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Published on 2025/04/01
THE MIRROR IS A DAMN LIAR
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The classic Snow White tale revolves around a magic mirror that always tells the truth about who's the fairest of them all. But now, with the new version starring Rachel Zegler as Snow White and Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen, everything goes straight to hell. Why? Because the mirror dares to claim Rachel is hotter than Gal—which literally no one believes. If there's one thing all guys worldwide agree on, it's that Gal Gadot is easily a thousand times sexier than Rachel Zegler.
So, how the hell does this happen? Here’s where the supposed philosophical symbolism kicks in: the mirror doesn't just measure physical beauty; it also values purity, goodness, and inner beauty. According to that logic, Rachel comes out ahead because she's supposedly got something Gal Gadot lacks in the film: a nobler, less envy-corrupted soul.
Bullshit! If Rachel Zegler has proven anything in recent months, it’s precisely how toxic, arrogant, and poisoned by cheap feminism her soul really is—oozing pretentiousness and superiority from every pore of her body.
The ideological trainwreck Disney has become in recent years finally hit rock bottom by casting someone like her to reboot one of the iconic stories from our childhood.
Therefore, I'm officially revoking all magical powers from that mirror, demoting it on behalf of the patriarchy, and hereby relegating its sole purpose to reflecting and holding suction cups.
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Published on 2025/03/31
GET FIT VOL10
Spring is already here, and summer is just around the corner—so either you get your act together now, or get ready to hide under your towel at the beach again, pretending you don't care. Sure, body positivity and accepting yourself sound lovely on Instagram and make for cute motivational quotes, but let’s be real: when the clothes come off, everyone likes feeling fit, looking great, and getting checked out.
Feeling genuinely good about yourself—with toned curves, no awkward rolls, and zero insecurities—offers a satisfaction way beyond what that greasy, chocolate-filled croissant ever could. Yeah, chocolate tastes amazing, but do you know what's even more amazing? Looking in the mirror and honestly thinking, “Damn, I look hot.” Because let's face it, no one regrets being in shape when July hits, but we definitely regret every indulgent winter snack when it’s swimsuit season again.
So drop the fake positivity, ditch the politically correct nonsense, and start breaking a sweat. The choice is yours: work hard now, or spend another summer hiding and making excuses. You decide.
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Published on 2025/03/31
RANDOM AI-GENERATED IMAGES VOL11
Like it or not, AI has officially learned how to play with our fantasies. And it does it with almost offensive precision — smooth skin, hypnotic gazes, teasing poses, and bodies crafted to perfection. No models, no cameras. Just pure algorithmic magic.
They may not be real, but the way they make us feel? That part’s very real. And that says a lot.
Because behind every image, there’s a question that lingers: is this just the beginning? If AI can generate this kind of visual fantasy now, what will it be capable of in one, five, or ten years?
For now, the only thing that’s clear is this digital fantasy isn’t going anywhere. So stop overthinking it and just enjoy.
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Published on 2025/03/31
EARTHQUAKE IN MYANMARA powerful 7.7-magnitude earthquake struck Myanmar on March 28, 2025, causing severe damage in the country and also affecting neighboring Thailand.
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In Myanmar, the death toll has surpassed 1,700, with thousands injured or missing. The hardest-hit area is Mandalay, where key infrastructure has been heavily damaged.
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In Thailand, the quake caused a construction site collapse in Bangkok, leaving at least 17 dead, 33 injured, and over 80 missing.
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The international community responded quickly: the WHO sent tons of medical supplies, while countries like China, India, and the EU provided aid and rescue teams.
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Search and rescue efforts are still ongoing, but access to affected areas remains difficult.
A devastating tragedy that has triggered a major humanitarian crisis, especially in an already fragile Myanmar.
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Published on 2025/03/31
STARTING THE WEEKwalter, david
Yeah, it’s Monday again. But no worries — we’ve already got everything fired up and ready to go.
This week’s looking just like we like it: full of rhythm, curves, and good vibes.
So sit back and relax — we’ve got the content covered.
The hardest part is getting started… after that, it’s all downhill.
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This is why they tell you to slide lying down.