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TIK HOT VOL203

TikTok is packed with dances, viral challenges, and slick transitions—but when things get a little too hot, those videos suddenly vanish. At least from the official map.

But there’s a parallel universe where those same girls let loose—with fewer filters, more skin, and zero censorship. Many of these clips still carry the TikTok watermark, but trust me, you won’t find them on the app. They start like any other viral trend… and end up in much steamier territory.
That universe? We named it Tik Hot a while back. And yes, I’ve got a fresh batch ready for you.



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CARIBBEAN PIRATES

The real Caribbean pirates were a whole different breed than the Hollywood kind—though just as savage. They ruled the seas between the 17th and 18th centuries, especially around the Gulf of Mexico, the Antilles, and the northern coast of South America. These guys were rogue sailors, ex-soldiers, or just hustlers who saw piracy as a fast (and seriously dangerous) way to get rich.

They attacked ships loaded with gold, silver, rum, sugar, and anything valuable coming from the American colonies to Europe. Some worked solo, but many were privateers—basically pirates with government permission to rob enemy ships.

Bartholomew "Blackbeard" (Edward Teach) was one of the most feared. He tied smoking fuses into his beard to look even scarier. With smoke pouring from his face, he looked more like a demon from hell than a Disney pirate.
Anne Bonny and Mary Read disguised themselves as men to join pirate crews. They fought like anyone else and didn’t mess around. And Calico Jack became known for his iconic flag (the classic skull with crossed swords) and for sailing alongside Anne and Mary. Spoiler: he ended up hanging by the neck.

The pirate life was brutal. Scurvy, betrayals, brawls, rotten food, and no showers in sight. But there was also a kind of pirate democracy—they voted for their captain, split the loot fairly, and had their own rules, including punishing crew members who stole from each other.
Once they started hitting ships without caring about flags, the major European powers got fed up and hunted them down almost to extinction by the early 18th century.

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Training both body and mind.

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AMATEUR MEAT: RILEY

Riley is 22 years old, from New Zealand, and wants to be your new girlfriend.



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When She Gets on Top

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ELASTIC GIRL

Elastigirl is every dirty-minded Pixar fan’s wet dream. Officially known as Helen Parr, she’s the mom in The Incredibles—a superhero with a body that stretches like gum and a figure that breaks the laws of physics: tiny waist, outrageous hips, and a skintight suit that leaves little to the imagination. No wonder people have lost their minds over her.

But Elastigirl isn’t just out there saving the world and throwing punches—she does it while keeping the household in check, serving full-on mom energy mixed with authority, sex appeal, and curves that should be illegal.
On Reddit, Twitter, and the darker corners of the internet, Helen Parr has become one of the most idolized MILFs in animated history. And while Pixar probably didn’t mean for it to go that way, the fandom made sure it did. Memes, spicy edits, borderline NSFW fan art, and cosplays that barely cover anything—Elastic Girl has gone from lovable character to full-on sex symbol for an entire generation that grew up watching The Incredibles… and now sees her very differently.



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AMATEUR FLESH: YANKA

We’re wrapping up Friday with Yanka’s homemade pics and videos. Catch you back here on Monday, ready to kick off a new week and keep sharing the best stuff we stumble upon online.



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It’s Friday!

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BOOBS#334 + LINK TO OUR TELEGRAM COMMUNITY

Blessed be the firm and the sweet,
the ones too big, the ones petite.
The ones that sway with every stride,
and stop the world when they compete.

The ones that peek without a plan,
beneath a strap, like “here I am.”
The ones that bounce when you just land,
and steal the show like no one can.

The ones that warm, the ones that heal,
that sometimes jiggle, sometimes feel.
That pop out low-key, no big deal,
and light a fire no rain can seal.

Some whisper softly, shy and slow,
while others crash in like a show.
But even in the toughest glow,
they lift your day when you feel low.

To those that swing with zero shame,
to those that point and play the game.
To those that dance in time and tune,
and all the rest — they light the room.





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