Published on 2025/03/07
DESSERTS VOL7Today, desserts may be a delightful treat, but their origins have a surprisingly practical explanation. In ancient times, most meals were heavily salted or spiced to help preserve food. Ending with something sweet became the perfect way to cleanse the palate and leave a pleasant aftertaste. And that's how the tradition of finishing meals with a sweet touch began—a delicious habit we're glad we've kept alive.
There are many desserts out there, but at ALRNCN we've picked what we believe is the very best.
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Published on 2025/01/29
ALONE WITH CARMEN VOL9Carmen retrograde is the ultimate antidote to cosmic chaos.
If something can go wrong, it will. And if we’re in Mercury retrograde, get ready for your phone to glitch, to be late to everything, and, for some inexplicable reason, for your ex to suddenly reappear.
Because yes, according to astrology, every time Mercury enters its infamous retrograde phase, the universe decides to put us to the test. It’s supposedly the time when everything spirals out of control: misunderstandings, tech failures, canceled trips, and terrible decisions you’ll later regret. And for some reason, it’s mostly women who have faith in this phenomenon. If you’ve ever heard, "Don’t sign anything this week, Mercury is in retrograde", chances are it came from a woman.
But just as there’s a Mercury retrograde to mess up your life, there’s also its antithesis, its nemesis, its perfect universal balance. And that balance is called Carmen.
Carmen retrograde is the phenomenon that happens every few months when ALRNCN shares a fresh batch of her videos. We don’t know if it’s magic, science, or just a lucky cosmic shift, but after watching Carmen, things start going right—your life and the universe fall back into balance.
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Published on 2025/01/17
BOOBS#233 + LINKS TO OUR TELEGRAM COMMUNITYIf you’re a regular follower of ALRNCN, you’ve probably noticed that nothing here is left to chance. A few days ago, we shared
a post dedicated to butts, and I’m pretty sure many of you could already guess what was coming next. It’s almost a cosmic law, a universal balance: where there are butts, sooner or later, boobs must appear.
This unwritten cycle is like a small tribute to the forces of the universe, always seeking balance. If there’s one thing we know at ALRNCN, it’s how to find that harmony between what we love, as if each post maintained a delicate visual yin and yang. Today, we wrap up the week with what was missing to complete that balance.
So get ready, relax, and enjoy this cosmic celebration that, as always, we’ve prepared with dedication and good taste. Because at ALRNCN, the balance between butts and boobs isn’t just a tradition—it’s practically an art.
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Published on 2025/01/06
BREASTFEEDING ON SOCIAL MEDIAIn the jungle of social media, where rules are clear but intentions are murky, there will always be someone who finds a way to push the boundaries. One example of this is the trend of "educational" breastfeeding tutorials that, in reality, are an excuse to showcase breasts and fuel voyeuristic curiosity.
Recently, a viral case emerged of a woman creating videos where, under the guise of teaching how to breastfeed a baby, she used a doll for demonstrations. In these tutorials, both breasts were shown prominently—something that technically doesn’t violate the rules of platforms like YouTube or Instagram, which allow content related to breastfeeding for its supposed educational value. But looking closer, the real goal was evident: to generate curiosity and, with it, attract a massive audience.
And she definitely succeeded. Reportedly, this creator was making around $30,000 a month on YouTube thanks to the traffic her "educational" videos generated. However, her success didn’t go unnoticed, and eventually, the platform reviewed her content and uncovered her true intentions. The result: her account was deleted.
This case is far from unique. Many people have learned to manipulate platform rules, turning loopholes into opportunities. Rules like "nudity is not allowed unless it’s educational or related to breastfeeding" become an open invitation for the most creative to toe the line without officially crossing it.
This debate isn’t just about the woman who lost her channel, but also about how social media platforms handle these boundaries and whether it’s even possible to prevent these "loopholes" from being exploited. In the end, it’s clear that where there are rules, there will always be someone figuring out how to bend them. Because if the internet has taught us anything, it’s that human creativity knows no limits—especially when there’s curiosity and money involved.
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Published on 2024/12/23
I’M GOING TO HYPNOTIZE YOUHypnosis is essentially about focusing all your attention on a moving object, like a pocket watch swinging back and forth, until your mind enters a state of deep relaxation. It’s as if that rhythmic motion is a magical key that silences the noise of the outside world and leads you into an almost trance-like state. Then, the person controlling the watch takes over, and before you know it, you could be clucking like a chicken or confessing things you didn’t even know you knew.
But hypnosis isn’t just about watches. Anything with a rhythmic motion can do the trick: a metronome, the flickering flame of a candle, or any other movement that, for obvious reasons, captures all your attention.
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