10 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH BIG BOOBS, BY JORDAN CARVER
The other day I published a video of Lindsey Pelas for Cosmopolitan exposing 11 problems she suffers for having big boobs.
Well, it turns out I just came across another old video of Jordan Carver saying the contrary: 10 things she can do thanks to her huge boobs.
This is like life itself... you can see the glass half full or half empty.
She can use them to hold cans, as a handbag, as a floater, to store food, to win a fight, to wash a car, as a rack, as a helmet...
Below you can see some photos of Jordan Carver from her Instagram account...
Just like when there's a biological threat, extraterrestrial invasion, or they find Godzilla eggs, the army shows up at the house of a scientist, an astronomer, or at the home of an archaeologist or paleontologist to take them to secret facilities by order of the president, if it were about butts, I'm sure one morning I'd wake up to a SWAT team rappelling from a helicopter to take me away.
Can you imagine if I got arrested for some illegal ALRNCN stuff and I thought they were recruiting me for my knowledge, skills, and good taste in selecting butt videos? I can see myself in the cell, crying and laughing at the same time because of the irony and absurdity of the situation.
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Princess Peach, there are many, but not so many appear on ALRNCN. For a Princess Peach to appear on ALRNCN, she must meet at least one requirement: She must show her tits.
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Frany wants to improve your day. She is just like that. She likes to make others happy. And to make others happy, do you have to undress? And why not? Right now I can't think of anything else that doesn't involve money, that could make me happier than that.
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When you hear a guy say something like 'I like girls who are open,' don't assume he's talking about them having an open mindset.
I've discussed this with the AI and it ended up siding with me.
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It's crazy how much virtual reality messes with your mind. It's freaking dangerous.
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Tom Batrouney is an all-terrain traveling photographer who captures everything from a surfer riding a wave to Marian Wolfe in the shower. Naturally, I've brought you photos of the latter. If you're looking to see blondes clad in wetsuits, you've picked the wrong website.
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