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Published on 2020/01/09
I SHOOT YOUR ASS 4 TIMESAfter a heated argument he leaves the laundromat and goes to his car where he has a gun. Despite playing with advantage, he loses the fight.
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ExtraBall by Carlos
I'm under the impression that this doll is going to be a little too much used.
The instagrammer Summer Soderstrom | AmandaHolmes Webcam | Fucking Lela Star
Good tittie fuck | Ella Knox and Violet Myers | Threesome with Natasha White and Veronica Avluv
Published on 2018/12/31
OPENING A RELDOLL BOX BEFORE SHIPPING IT TO THE CUSTOMERAccording to sources the box was ruined; they opened it to replace it for a new one so the customer could receive its purchase in perfect conditions… Somehow, it has been leaked that several employees have been fired in that DHL branch.
Did they just opened the box before shipping it to the customer, or did they queue up to give it a try?
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And in today’s “Hotties that make you fall in love and their Instagram accounts”… Elsie Hewitt.
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If you track her name in the web (Elsie Hewitt) you can find some of her most erotic poses.
Masturbating while driving… Getting to know Katharine McPhee… And amateur sex.
Published on 2018/02/01
GIRL TRIES TO STEAL PACKAGE AND THE UNIVERSE PUNISHES HERWe've watched (me at least) several videos of people stealing packages that delivery companies leave next to the door of houses when the owners aren't at home... and knowing this, because they know it, I don't understand why do they keep doing it instead of leaving a piece of paper saying "we'll come back tomorrow" or "please, come to fetch your package in our office"...
Anyway... a girl gets off a car in order to steal some packages from a neighbor... and the "Universe", who's very fair when it wants, decides to punish her.
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My kingdom for such dawn...
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Published on 2014/05/13
JOHNNY EXPRESSA funny animation short about Johnny's routine, who works delivering packages all over the space.
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Selfies, when three's a crowd.
Published on 2014/04/15
REPLACEFACEGeorge Dawe was an English artist who painted 329 portraits of Russian generals during Napoleon's invasion of Russia. Steve Payne's using digital copies of those paintings as a base for his own project, which involves the addition of many celebrities' faces by using Photoshop. An awesome work he titled "Replaceface".
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