YOU’LL BURN IN HELL
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Hell isn't a place. It's an idea. One of the most powerful we've ever created.
There’s no underground map to it. No coordinates, no proof. And yet, it has lived inside our heads for millennia—burning flames, eternal punishment, screams, darkness, souls falling into an endless abyss. A pit reserved for those who stray from the path.
But where did this all come from? Why did humans need to imagine a place so terrifying?
Even early religions had their own “dark realms” for the dead. In Sumerian mythology, the underworld was grey and inescapable. In Greek myth, the worst were sent to Tartarus. But it was with monotheistic religions—especially Christianity—that hell became a full-blown machine of fear.
Theologically, it was invented as a solution: if there's a just and good God, there must be consequences for evil. If there’s heaven, there must be hell. Light and shadow. Reward and punishment. What started as divine justice soon became a tool for control: obey… or burn.
For centuries, hell shaped behavior. For the powerful, it was an excuse to maintain order. For artists, it was chaos on a canvas. For believers, it was a place to avoid at all costs. And for many, just a way to make sense of guilt, pain, and fear.
Because that’s what hell really is: a reflection of our deepest fears. Fear of failure. Fear of hurting others. Fear of not being enough. Fear of never being forgiven. And that’s its power—it doesn’t need to exist to shake us.
Today, we still picture it with flames, demons, and souls dragged into the abyss. Not because we believe in it literally, but because we all know what it feels like to burn from the inside.
The videos you’re about to watch, all created with AI, aren’t here to convince you hell is real. They’re just here to remind you that the fear of it definitely is.
If companies get to pick “employee of the month,” I should get to pick “boobs of the day.” And today, we have a clear winner.
THE GENDER PAY GAP EXPLAINED IN A SINGLE VIDEOdavid
We’ve all heard about the infamous "gender pay gap": that sinister conspiracy where men supposedly earn more "for doing exactly the same job," because obviously, the evil patriarchy just loves paying women less out of sheer cruelty, keeping them firmly under its thumb—despite the fact that this practice is literally illegal in almost every developed country.
But fine, let’s play along with that idea for a moment: men earn more ON AVERAGE than women, but honestly, have you ever stopped to think why men statistically take home higher salaries? Or do you just buy into it because it’s a mantra repeated endlessly? Maybe—just maybe—it’s because men are out there freezing their asses off on deep-sea fishing boats, getting tossed around by violent storms, handling chains heavier than your car, or sweating away on oil rigs and construction sites, risking their lives every single day. Perhaps it’s related to voluntarily choosing insanely dangerous, physically exhausting, and generally miserable jobs that pay better precisely because no sane person would do them willingly.
So yes, ladies and gentlemen, a pay gap certainly exists. And it seems firmly located in places where most people wouldn't set foot for a million dollars, let alone for 20 or 30 grand a month. But sure, go ahead and keep believing the gap is just the patriarchy flexing its muscles from comfy offices.
And this, dear friends, is the cold, wet, gritty truth behind the famous pay gap.
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