CHEAP EXCUSES

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When she stopped you on the street and asked for the name of a street, alarms went off. Who asks for street names today when everyone has a smartphone that can Google things? "This girl wants something", you thought, and yes, you were right. It was all an excuse to eat your dick. I can't believe the things that women do to get their way.

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The psychiatrist: The ninja chinchilla does not exist, it is an unfounded fear.
The ninja chinchilla:

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NEGOTIATING THE PRICE

When you meet someone on the street to give them something you sold through one of those second-hand buying/selling apps, and you proceed to renegotiate the price.



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The slow motion of the day.

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YOU SCRATCH MY BACK AND I'LL SCRATCH YOURS

Generally speaking, the phrase "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours" is a way of expressing the importance of reciprocity and gratitude in human relationships; this implies the existance of a situation where, if someone does a favor or shows kindness to another person, the other person must return the favor or act in the same way in the future.



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Welcome to United States of America, "The land of opportunity."

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MISUNDERSTANDINGS

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The date was going very well. They had spent about 3 months talking on the Internet and they both really wanted to meet. After a long walk in the park, chatting and window shopping, they decided to go into a bar for a drink. They both ordered a milkshake, she got a strawberry and banana shake and he asked for a dark chocolate shake.
Everything took an abrupt and unexpected turn when he lifted his milkshake and looking into her eyes he said to her - Do you want to get a taste?



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The price of gasoline has increased by 34%.

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AGAINST THE WINDOW

walter
Few things can be as useful as a window wall when it comes to having decent support for sex.



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Choose your adventure.

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STRETCHING

You finish your sports routine, start with the stretches, and without really knowing how, end up having sex with your girl in the middle of the athletics track. Sometimes, life has some surprises.



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Get off my lands! Fuckers!

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BEWARE OF SQUIRRELS IN THE PARK

A squirrel gets into a girl's pants and starts biting her, and the astonished boyfriend does whatever he can to try and get the animal out of there.



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Teamwork.

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They are Abella Danger and Kristina Rose. I'll leave you with some links so you can watch several of the scenes they have starred in.

Porn video of Abella Danger

Porn video of Kristina Rose


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