BLOWJOB AT THE CINEMA

It was so beautiful when we went to the cinema in order to make out with a girl, wasn't it? All dark, nobody to see us... Oh, you say young people still do it? I thought they preferred the street or href="https://www.alrincon.com/blog/debajo_del_arbol.html" target="_blank">parks.




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And now, on "Pretty girls who're proud of their butts and their Instagram accounts", Allison Calvaruso.

Talk down to me? I'm flattered 👌🏻

Una foto publicada por Allison Calvaruso (@allisoncalvaruso) el 24 de Ago de 2016 a la(s) 11:55 PDT

not ur babe 💔

Una foto publicada por Allison Calvaruso (@allisoncalvaruso) el 10 de Jul de 2016 a la(s) 11:04 PDT

don't U hate when ya get screenshotted 💥📱

Una foto publicada por Allison Calvaruso (@allisoncalvaruso) el 13 de Ago de 2016 a la(s) 12:05 PDT

Spillin while I'm sippin I encourage you to try it 💀

Una foto publicada por Allison Calvaruso (@allisoncalvaruso) el 30 de Jul de 2016 a la(s) 7:09 PDT

summeR ❣

Una foto publicada por Allison Calvaruso (@allisoncalvaruso) el 9 de Jun de 2016 a la(s) 2:01 PDT

When summer is almost over so u gotta post all of those bikini pics while it's still socially acceptable ✅

Una foto publicada por Allison Calvaruso (@allisoncalvaruso) el 22 de Ago de 2016 a la(s) 10:03 PDT

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CHEAP EXCUSES

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When she stopped you on the street and asked for the name of a street, alarms went off. Who asks for street names today when everyone has a smartphone that can Google things? "This girl wants something", you thought, and yes, you were right. It was all an excuse to eat your dick. I can't believe the things that women do to get their way.



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The psychiatrist: The ninja chinchilla does not exist, it is an unfounded fear.
The ninja chinchilla:

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HAVING SEX AS YOU ENJOY THE CITY VIEW

Staying at a hotel with a beautiful view of the city, the sea or the mountains and not having sex while you enjoy the landscape is wasting the room and the opportunity to have an epic fuck.



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Unisex public toilets

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EITHER STOP OR KEEP GOING

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to do, you have two options: either stop doing it and apologize, maybe coming up with an excuse, or just keep going and face the consequences.



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Turn sound on 🔉 😆

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MOSHIRI'S FINGER

Presenter Maryam Moshiri was caught flipping the bird at the start of the BBC's midday newscast. The video went viral, and Moshiri has apologized, claiming it was a "private joke" with her colleagues, and she didn't realize they were on air.



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A bath with Salma.

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WHEN FAME PEEKS OUT YOUR WINDOW

There are those who live for and by fame, who spend all day thinking about how to attract it, what to do to get embraced by its robust and influential arms. And then there are those who go about their business, those who ignore it all, and from their homes, lounging on their couch, fame notices them and winks at them. The whims of fame.



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I'm home. Alone. Naked.

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ATTEMPTED ASSAULT ON JAVIER MILEI

Javier Milei, the new president of Argentina, from the balcony of the Casa Rosada: "I prefer to speak an uncomfortable truth than a comfortable lie. We will begin the reconstruction of Argentina after 100 years of decline. We will have to endure a period of hardship, but there is no night that has not been defeated by the day."

Milei has signed his first decree: He reforms the Ministry Law to have only 9 ministries "with the purpose of rationalizing and making the presidential cabinet more efficient." It reduces from 21 ministries to 9.

During his inauguration, there was an attempted assault while he was traveling by car. A man threw a glass bottle that hit one of the security guards.

What happens next won't surprise you.



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Enjoying a swim in the pool.

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