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LIFE’S PRETTY DAMN GREAT

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Sometimes all it takes is sticking a suction cup to the floor to realize life’s actually pretty amazing.



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THE MIRROR IS A DAMN LIAR

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The classic Snow White tale revolves around a magic mirror that always tells the truth about who's the fairest of them all. But now, with the new version starring Rachel Zegler as Snow White and Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen, everything goes straight to hell. Why? Because the mirror dares to claim Rachel is hotter than Gal—which literally no one believes. If there's one thing all guys worldwide agree on, it's that Gal Gadot is easily a thousand times sexier than Rachel Zegler.



So, how the hell does this happen? Here’s where the supposed philosophical symbolism kicks in: the mirror doesn't just measure physical beauty; it also values purity, goodness, and inner beauty. According to that logic, Rachel comes out ahead because she's supposedly got something Gal Gadot lacks in the film: a nobler, less envy-corrupted soul.

Bullshit! If Rachel Zegler has proven anything in recent months, it’s precisely how toxic, arrogant, and poisoned by cheap feminism her soul really is—oozing pretentiousness and superiority from every pore of her body.

The ideological trainwreck Disney has become in recent years finally hit rock bottom by casting someone like her to reboot one of the iconic stories from our childhood.

Therefore, I'm officially revoking all magical powers from that mirror, demoting it on behalf of the patriarchy, and hereby relegating its sole purpose to reflecting and holding suction cups.



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MASTURBATING TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF

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A 2024 study published in the International Journal of Sexual Health by the University of Zurich looked at the habits of 370 women and found something pretty interesting: the more psychological stress they reported, the more likely they were to masturbate. And not just for physical release—it was actually a way to deal with mental tension.

But is this something new? Or has it always been like this?
Truth is, masturbation as a coping mechanism isn’t some groundbreaking discovery. What’s changed is the context that allows this behavior to be seen, studied, and talked about. In the past—thanks to social, cultural, or religious reasons—this topic was either taboo, ignored, or not even considered worth researching. Today, people are more open, more curious, and thankfully, there’s less stigma around it. That doesn’t mean it didn’t happen before—just that no one said it out loud.

From a sociological or anthropological angle, it makes sense: we live fast-paced, high-pressure lives, and everyone finds their own way to cope. For some it’s running, for others it’s snacking, and for others, it’s a quick solo session.

So yeah, beyond the sexual side, masturbation can also work as a mental reset button. One that’s literally right there at your fingertips.




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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL323

Back in the Renaissance, some doctors already understood what we now consider basic common sense: if unrequited love is driving you mad, maybe what you need isn’t poetry — it’s a good old-fashioned wank.

They called it “amorous melancholy,” and it was basically a kind of depression triggered by pent-up desire. And yes, some physicians actually recommended releasing the tension as a way to avoid going off the rails. Ejaculating as therapy. Literally. They didn’t say it that bluntly, but between the lines, what they were prescribing was sex — and then moving on with your life.

Guided by the theory of humors (from Hippocrates and Galen), they believed imbalances in bodily fluids like bile, blood, or even semen could mess with both your physical and mental health.

• Girolamo Mercuriale (1530–1606)an Italian physician and author of De Morbis Cutaneis and De Morbo Gallico, didn’t talk about masturbation directly, but he did suggest that prolonged sexual abstinence could cause illness — and that sex (or a release) could be therapeutic.
• André Du Laurens (1558–1609), a French doctor, openly discussed amorous melancholy in his work Discours de la conservation de la vue… and recommended sex or ejaculation to restore emotional balance.
• Juan Huarte de San Juan (1529–1588), a Spanish physician and author of Examen de Ingenios, connected unsatisfied sexual desire with mental and emotional instability. He didn’t mention masturbation explicitly either, but made it clear that release was necessary for emotional stability — especially in those with an excess of “heat” or desire.

So yes, masturbation was seen as a way to treat romantic despair in the Renaissance. The idea of jerking off so you don’t lose your mind over heartbreak? It’s right there in the old medical texts.

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MONDAY AT ALRNCN

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Back to square one, but this time with more drive than excuses. Today’s not about being first—it’s about not standing still. Doesn’t matter if the coffee hasn’t kicked in yet or your body’s still beefing with your bed—Monday doesn’t knock, it kicks the damn door in and drops a whole week on your lap.

So no drama. No excuses. Chin up and fire up the engines. If Friday was a breeze, Monday can be your boost. The jolt. The kick you needed to finally stop putting things off. Let’s f*cking go already.

And yeah, it’s rough. I know. But you’ve gotta get moving. You’ve got more fuel than doubt and way more strength than you give yourself credit for. Come on! You’re wasting time—hit that damn START button already, it’s not gonna push itself.



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WE HELP YOU UNDERSTAND

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Put simply —and with a touch of philosophy— life could be seen as the sum of our personal experiences. A conscious journey where we grow, adapt, engage with our surroundings, and navigate a constant flow of emotions and connections. It’s a dynamic process, full of nuance, lessons, and interactions that shape who we are. Then again, for some people, life is just what happens between one jerk-off and the next.




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