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Carmen retrograde is the ultimate antidote to cosmic chaos.
If something can go wrong, it will. And if we’re in Mercury retrograde, get ready for your phone to glitch, to be late to everything, and, for some inexplicable reason, for your ex to suddenly reappear.
Because yes, according to astrology, every time Mercury enters its infamous retrograde phase, the universe decides to put us to the test. It’s supposedly the time when everything spirals out of control: misunderstandings, tech failures, canceled trips, and terrible decisions you’ll later regret. And for some reason, it’s mostly women who have faith in this phenomenon. If you’ve ever heard, "Don’t sign anything this week, Mercury is in retrograde", chances are it came from a woman.
But just as there’s a Mercury retrograde to mess up your life, there’s also its antithesis, its nemesis, its perfect universal balance. And that balance is called Carmen.
Carmen retrograde is the phenomenon that happens every few months when ALRNCN shares a fresh batch of her videos. We don’t know if it’s magic, science, or just a lucky cosmic shift, but after watching Carmen, things start going right—your life and the universe fall back into balance.

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BOOBS#334 + LINK TO OUR TELEGRAM COMMUNITYBlessed be the firm and the sweet,
the ones too big, the ones petite.
The ones that sway with every stride,
and stop the world when they compete.
The ones that peek without a plan,
beneath a strap, like “here I am.”
The ones that bounce when you just land,
and steal the show like no one can.
The ones that warm, the ones that heal,
that sometimes jiggle, sometimes feel.
That pop out low-key, no big deal,
and light a fire no rain can seal.
Some whisper softly, shy and slow,
while others crash in like a show.
But even in the toughest glow,
they lift your day when you feel low.
To those that swing with zero shame,
to those that point and play the game.
To those that dance in time and tune,
and all the rest — they light the room.
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