HOW TO MAKE YOUR KIDS NOT ASK YOU FOR A DOG

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One of te situations that all parents have to face sooner or later is when their children ask for a dog. You want your children to be happy and everything but you know that in the end, you will end up taking care of the dog, walking it and cleaning its poop.
This prank can help you get rid of having a dog in the future. You may think they're traumatic, but hey, they'll get a job to pay for therapy when they grow up.
All you need is to ask a neighbor for a dog, a tangerine, and piece of chocolate.

And if you want to go even further, tell him that nothing is wrong and suck his finger. Tell her it's tasty and let her suck it too.







As we saw a few days ago, this also helps you avoid being asked for cats.

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THEY USED TO GUARD THE HOUSE. NOW THEY JUST WATCH IT FROM THE COUCH

There was a time when having a dog was like having a personal bodyguard. They'd warn you, protect you, and if needed, tear someone’s arm off for getting too close. They were guardians, herders, hunters. They had a purpose. They earned their food.
But now? Two guys break in through the living room, smash the glass, ransack the place… and your pair of Frenchies just sit there on the couch, watching the whole thing like it's a new Netflix series. They bark, sure. But only a little. Wouldn’t want to get anxious or anything.

And the worst part? You don’t even blame them. Deep down, you didn’t expect anything else. Because they’re not dogs anymore — they’re children. And you don’t expect your kid to bite a burglar. You just make sure they’re wearing a jacket when it’s chilly and give them some ham when they’re sad.
We’ve changed so much that even they don’t know what they’re supposed to do anymore. If someone breaks in, they hesitate: do I bark? Call the cops? Post a story?

In the end, we’re the ones doing the watching. We check the living room cam, the webcam, to see if they’ve chewed the cushion, if they’re okay, if they’re crying because we’re not home.
You don’t need them to save your life anymore (homicide rates in the West are at an all-time low). What you really need is for them to save your heart — because with every passing day, like it or not, we’re just a little more alone.



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THE ULTIMATE BED

Sleeping as a couple sounds great in theory, but in practice, it can feel like a test of endurance. Constant movement, stolen space, arguments over the covers, freezing feet out of nowhere, and that quiet moment where you realize you’re sharing a bed when all you want is rest.
Relationships come with that too—nights when even the silence feels heavy. And that’s where this bed comes in. It won’t save your relationship, but it might just help you survive it.

Every mechanism, every feature, is designed to bring order where only patience used to exist. A passive-aggressive defense system disguised as a mattress. Perfect for when the love is still there, but your tolerance is running low.



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– Tell me, little Billy… what’s the worst part about peeing through your ears?
– Having to stick my head in the toilet.






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ENOUGH WITH THE ALLIES. THEY’RE LOOKING FOR MEN, NOT MORE GIRLFRIENDS.

You play the nice guy, the respectful one, the “I’m not like the others” type. Talking about consent, not overstepping, giving space. Great. Perfect. All very 2025.
But then the other guy shows up—the one who doesn’t ask, who moves in like a freight train and grabs her like there’s no tomorrow. And she’s loving it. Not only does she not complain—she laughs, grinds, sticks even closer.

So much talk, so much caution, so much theory… just for her to end up exactly where she wanted all along: with someone who doesn’t follow the script and reminds her what it feels like to be alive.



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BEING FAMOUS MAKES FLIRTING EASIER

Parallel Live is an app that fakes a livestream from your phone, complete with thousands of fake viewers interacting in real time. You get fake comments, reactions, and a follower count that skyrockets—thanks to AI. It’s like stepping into the shoes of a famous streamer, without actually being one.

What’s it for? To have fun, to mess around… or yeah, to flirt.

Because here’s the deal: you’re walking around with your phone, “streaming live” with thousands supposedly watching. You approach a girl, aim the camera at her like you’re filming some high-end content, and she sees the exploding chat and those crazy follower numbers. The reaction? She’s impressed. Laughs, waves at the camera, plays along… and suddenly you’re the interesting guy, just because it looks like you’re blowing up online.

Simple trick. Works like a charm. Look famous—even if you’re not.



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ANIMAL EXPLOITATION

I mean, if you’ve got to feed him, walk him rain or shine, and scoop up his crap… he might as well pitch in around the house, right?
Well, this one does his part: he balances stuff, puts on a show, and even helps cover the cost of the canned food.
Honestly, more useful than a lot of roommates.



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TRY EXPLAINING THIS TO YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY

A bull went full rampage mode this Thursday in Ribeirão Preto, Brazil. It chased a guy down the street, leapt over a car, and slammed into another one—with a woman and a kid inside. Miraculously, no one was hurt. The whole scene was caught on video and blew up on social media. So far, no one's got a clue where the bull came from or how it ended up in the middle of traffic.



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