HOW TO STOP AN ELEPHANT'S ATTACK

They say that to avoid a tiger's attack you must play dead, to avoid a bear's attack you must act all crazy. Finally, to avoid an elephant's attack you must show that you have a gigantic pair of balls, as big as they come.

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- Very well honey, nicely done. Pray... pray for the little blacks who don't have anything to eat in Africa. I'll let you know when dinner is ready. I love you so much, my little angel.

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She is the actress Audrey Royal and in this other link you can see several of her porn scenes

➡️ Let's do real, be real with Tantaly, the sex doll torso leader

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THEY USED TO GUARD THE HOUSE. NOW THEY JUST WATCH IT FROM THE COUCH

There was a time when having a dog was like having a personal bodyguard. They'd warn you, protect you, and if needed, tear someone’s arm off for getting too close. They were guardians, herders, hunters. They had a purpose. They earned their food.
But now? Two guys break in through the living room, smash the glass, ransack the place… and your pair of Frenchies just sit there on the couch, watching the whole thing like it's a new Netflix series. They bark, sure. But only a little. Wouldn’t want to get anxious or anything.

And the worst part? You don’t even blame them. Deep down, you didn’t expect anything else. Because they’re not dogs anymore — they’re children. And you don’t expect your kid to bite a burglar. You just make sure they’re wearing a jacket when it’s chilly and give them some ham when they’re sad.
We’ve changed so much that even they don’t know what they’re supposed to do anymore. If someone breaks in, they hesitate: do I bark? Call the cops? Post a story?

In the end, we’re the ones doing the watching. We check the living room cam, the webcam, to see if they’ve chewed the cushion, if they’re okay, if they’re crying because we’re not home.
You don’t need them to save your life anymore (homicide rates in the West are at an all-time low). What you really need is for them to save your heart — because with every passing day, like it or not, we’re just a little more alone.



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Coffee?

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THE BEST DOG ESCAPE SCENE IN MOVIE HISTORY

"Shaggy Dog" is a franchise that includes several movies released over the decades.

"The Shaggy Dog" (1959) is the original Disney film. The story follows a teenager named Wilby Daniels who transforms into an Old English Sheepdog due to a magical ring. In "The Shaggy D.A." (1976), the sequel, Wilby Daniels is now an adult and a lawyer, who once again transforms into a dog while trying to become a district attorney.

I’m not sure if the punch scene or the rope descent is better.



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Enhanced gas escape.

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ATTACKED BY 4 PITBULLS

A man was attacked by his neighbor’s four pitbulls, with the neighbor being in a wheelchair and unable to do much to stop them. Luckily, the lady from the Tom and Jerry cartoons was there to save the day.
If it had been a child, it would’ve surely ended in tragedy.



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Striking resemblances.

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THE OCD BEAR

My therapist: "The OCD bear isn't real, it can't hurt you."

The OCD bear:



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Obstacle course.

This is Francys Belle, and you can check out many of her scenes through this link




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STEALING FOOD

Some seagulls specialize in stealing food from fast-food shops and ice cream parlors. These birds are true thieves, clever and stealthy. Watch how this seagull manages to steal food without the victim seeing it coming.



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What muscle is he working on?

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FUSION

What kind of animal would we get if we mixed a gorilla with an elephant? How about a shark and a rhino? And what do you think of a fusion between a horse and a scorpion? Well, let’s find out.



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Impossible to contain them.

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